Best beach near Orlando?

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I prefer the Gulf Coast, and have enjoyed all of the beaches in the Clearwater area that we've visited.  

Anna Maria Island is just over 2 hours from Orlando, around St Petersburg.  It's beautiful, has a nice slow pace, and is very bike friendly. 

You can go either east or west in about an hour to two hours. The beaches on the west coast are cleaner, the water is warmer, but you have to get out of the cities for biking. Orlando is pretty far north. The last time I was in Orlando, we went straight east- on 50 I think, and there was a nice beach with a pier. If you just want a beach, you don't have to go to one of the major cities- there's beach all along the east coast.