Where’s my stimulus check? Do you have it ?

Do you remember who told you that you would get it? They were the same ones who stole the election. Do you think you can trust them with their promises too?

Well, I did have it. But I forged your signature and bought a bunch of crack with the money. I'm sorry...

I have not gotten mine either.  By the time I get it, I will be dead 50 million years.

I might.  I had 2800 deposited for some reason.

mine never came

If you go on the ITR website and enter the information required under "get my payments" you can find out what the status is.  I'm a bit skeptical, as the last one was supposedly mailed on Jan 6 but I never got it.