Tell me one of your best jokes?

HIV is just Roman numerals for high five

so, when antichrist was 12, he was walking in de garden with his ho mother. his mother left him to go suck off some schmo ('cuz she a prostitute ... that's how she earns a living). satan entered from behind de antichrist (from de puddle). as soon as de antichrist turned round, satan went inside him thru his mouth ('cuz de antichrist opened his mouth in awe). that's how de antichrist became gay 'cuz he sucked in satan.

Who are there so many lesbians today? Because there's no real mean left.

What do you call a black guy on a tree with a briefcase? 

Branch manager

Did you hear, Federal Express and UPS are merging, the new name is FEDUP

The NHL thinks that its refereeing is fair and impartial.