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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 4 weeks ago

If liars' pants really caught fire, would political speeches be more interesting?

Update:

@ Ryan - Like a swingometer

@ Weasel - Nice chance to get the Trump theme alive!

@ Pronk - Guess who went to Taco Bell!

@ LBM - They would hope to pull it off

@ BK - A bear would get them

@ CT - You might need a confession booth too.

@ Sandy - A hot topic!

@ Petter - I thought so

Update 2:

@ Fish - And if they kept on denying it, some people would believe them

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  • Little Big Man
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
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    Yes, they would all be wearing hot pants RR LOL.

    Very true RR LOL.

  • The Fish
    Lv 5
    4 weeks ago

    The bastards would just deny they were on fire.

  • Ryan
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    politicians would just start doing their speechless pant less. then we'd see two dicks at the podium 

  • Weasel McWeasel
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Trump would be a charcoal briquette by now.......making a real ASH out of himself. 

    Source(s): Thanks RR.....but with Yahoo Closing, I officially retire the Trump theme. Maybe 1 or 2 more before the end, though!
  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    They’d suspect ARSEon fire,RR..

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  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Yes,and if drug dealers stepped on crack,would they break their Mother's back??

  • ChaiTea
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Yeah, and I want the concession booth just outside the dressing room.

  • Sandy
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    LOL! finally a decent, highly intelligent question!! conjured up great images starting with Pelosi and Schiff.

  • Petter
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Indeed, they would. :)

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