Why do people listen to pubs? Not a one can think for themselves, many are already in prison or going shortly. Good God.?

You proved my intuitions exactly.  Thanks and you are the guys who wear hats inside a building, wear hats on sideways on backwards and never tuck your shits in.

Nobody in their right mind listens to pubs.  Taverns don't talk.

Pubs: taverns or bars that serve alcohol and food such as chicken wings and fries.

I have yet to find a pub that thinks, how can a building think or go to prison?

PHEW! You've had a pub talk to you too.

I just thought I was really really drunk that night!!

I could swear it was saying to me (in slow motion)...'Goooo hoooome, goooo hoooome'.

So I did!

You?

Re pubs, do you mean a "taverns" or did you misspell "pubes"?

I, too, was unaware that pubs were capable of speech.

I was unaware pubs could talk. I use pubs frequently to have a drink and/or a meal and to talk with friends. I listen to people because, unlike pubs, they have something to say.