Im going to get a job as a topless waitress, what should i expect?

Big tips.                

laughing....................

Carry pepper spray and learn to take everything a customer says with a grain of salt. All you're interested in is what they want, in the way of food or drink, everything else is off the table, no questions asked.

I think you’re a lying troll.

Make sure you get lots of tips and carry pepper spray. Lots of men will be disgusting and perverted 

At some point, someone will cross the line and touch you.  You'll have to decide if the money is worth it.

You should expect the worse...