I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed, is a tree gonna grow inside of me? :(?

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So before I ate it I made sure I took all the seeds out bc my mum told me that if I don't a tree will grow inside of me and pop my eyeballs out. So when I was eating it I saw a seed in there but I couldn't be bothered to remove it and now im scared and idk what to do D:

Nuff Sed · Answer

Your mum is no botanist!  It's going to be a vine, not a tree. You need to turn off the UV light that you swallowed to avoid Covid infection, otherwise the seed will germinate and grow before you can excrete it, as most normal people would do.

? · Answer

Oh my goodness, you should go straight to a Nursery for removal.....But then again don't worry. It's a known fact we eat a bushel of dirt before death, watermelon need dirt for growth,,, have you eaten any dirt lately?

? · Answer

The seed will probably make a complete journey through your digestive system.  As such, since it isn't digestible, it'll eventually be ejected.

Anonymous · Answer

Don't worry. Everyone will think you are pregnant.

Anonymous · Answer

no, they grow on a vine, not a tree

harveyh · Answer

Another idiot troll that does not know that watermelons do not grow on trees. Every year millions of people eat watermelons with seeds and swallow them- show me all these "trees" growing out of anyone?

Mismatched Tube Socks · Answer

No, not a tree.
A watermelon plant will grow in your abdominal cavity though, and you will save a small fortune never having to purchase fresh watermelons again.

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I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed, is a tree gonna grow inside of me? :(?

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