Whens the next bad thing thats going to happen in america next?

Nobody can know, and I wouldn't want to correctly guess. But I would imagine it will be some sort of terrorist attack. I mean, think about it. We are distracted with so many issues with COVID, racial inequality, shootings, etc that you know there are terrorist groups out there that have been planning a big attack for years, and are just waiting for the right moment to strike. And I doubt Sleepy Joe and our Democrat-controlled congress even has it on the radar. 

and poopie will fall too?

Fireball will fall on her back while mourning Y!A, jiggling while causing a national earthquake because of her morbid obesity