Are you afraid of adult cook shows?

Not afraid but I definitely avoid the obnoxious screamy cooking shows. 

I liked the old fashioned peaceful cooking shows,not these new violent nasty ones.

They have little to do with Cooking and more to do with Theatre. 

Afraid of WHAT?  That they will jump out of the TV and strangle me?

I do watch cooking shows sometimes.

Martha Stewart's recipes are usually too much work.

Most of Jamie Oliver's recipes are either too weird (and/or require things I just don't buy for ONE recipe alone) ... but a few are true gems.

Anna Olson often has recipes that don't work.

Giada de Laurentiis has a surprisingly high number of recipes that turn out really nicely.

The thing is .. the more decades you have cooked and tried our recipes, the better you are at judging which ones will likely work out well if YOU try them.  I've been baking since 1962 and cooking since 1973.

I do not watch cooking competition shows. All those weird foods and combinations that no one would use and all that FAKE generated "suspense".  I do not appreciate media attempts to manipulate my emotiions. 

It seems like all the "home" shows are now fixing up and reselling houses OR rushed harried cooks given too little time and trying to turn out something no one ever WOULD cook.i

There's enough tension in the world without seeking it out on TV.

 You mean like porn cook shows ?  Have not seen any cook shows like that.  Might have to do a little research.  

Two days before YA shuts down and the idiotFUCKS are coming out in droves.