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@ Morrigan - Thank you. You will find me and quite a few regulars here: https://jryahooexpats.quora.com/
and here: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/yaanswersjokesandr...
@ Ryan - Hopefully you will join us in our new home
@ Doggo - Of course!
@ Polly - Isn't karaoke the Japanese word for tone deaf?
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- Adullah MLv 72 weeks ago
I have been skip off from work for more than a decade to work for YA! So now I am working from home with out money paying ,my rent.
- 2 weeks ago
I have a question for you RR, once Yahoo Answers is shut down will you go to another website like Quora or Reddit? Your puns always make me laugh and I hope you will continue to post them elsewhere once YA is over.
- pollyLv 72 weeks ago
Yes,I'm planning on giving up my day job to take up a career as a professional karaoke singer.. Here's a song I wrote called Tainted McCrack..
To be sung aloud to the tune of "Painted Black" by the Rolling Stones.1.2.3.4......
"I see the weasel in the stupid hat,
No more weasel anymore,in a day or two his account will go splat.
I see 8 year old girls walk by in their summer clothes,
I have to turn weasels head until his erection for them goes.
I see a line of trolls tainting weasels crack,
If he doesn't empty his toilet chair shît goes up his back.
Yahoo users see weasel crapping on & quickly look away.
We're sick of hearing him whining everyday.
Yahoo answers is fading away & it's time for weasel to face the facts,
the loss of his 802,000 points & the happiness it attracts.
I've seen the weasel thumb himself up for years & years & years,
over the next few days all that disappears.
Many people say that weasels answers are all crap,
don't mention this to him though otherwise he'll retaliate with an online slap.
Weasels fascist tendencies are similar to that of Saddam Hussein,
it makes him come across as having a deficiency in his brain"
- Anonymous2 weeks ago
Nope, Video Game sales will go up.