Did you know my balls are so big if you were to put them in space, they could pass as planets?

LMAO!! It's "beer-30": Time for a cold one ( a beer, mind you ) LOL!!

See you on an AMERICAN PATRIOT FREE SPEECH FORUM SITE--because Yahoo is going Communist/Socialist!!

And to celebrate: I cancelled my Verizon cell phone accounts!! My money is going elsewhere that SUPPORTS AMERICAN PATRIOTISM. 

Really? How often have you been kicked in that part of your anatomy to cause such a condition?

Based on this question, you don't have any.

that sounds horrible.

So the gravitational pull of them must be enormous - how do you explain no scientific report has mentioned a gravitational anomaly on the surface of the Earth?

5 year olds don’t have big balls. Now go and get your mommy to change your diapers.