Where is Fireball when you need her?

In bed with her second husband, 

and fantasizing about her soulmate. 

I think suicide may have happened

Somewhere drinking prune juice, I assume

Perusing the liquor aisle at Megalomart?

She probably used up her answers for the day

Fireball committed suicide.

She is busy starting her new charity supporting terminally ill illiterate seagulls.

Probably bored out of her skull and drunk as a skunk.

It’s ok we still can report violations without her help 

i know right............