Bada Bing

Here is one I heard recently,

Did you hear Oprah got arrested?

Answer: she got arrested for giving crack to Obama.

My wife and I are looking to start shaping up, instead of out, :). I am leaning toward an elliptical for the all around fitness that you get. Any recommendations that may meet my budget is highly appreciated.

We have looked at some 8.5's with 10 to 15 programs, but there are quite a few of them.

Well I would like to thank the ones that see things in a brash manner such as I do. However, there are some YA American Idol Presidential voters out there that think I hit to close to reality when I anwer their question truthfully. Especially all of the " Like o my god, I think it is like, so cool that like, a women is like, running for president ? People. I answered this question with great concern, because electing a president is not about Race or gender. It is about the fate of the American people that we currently hold in our hands. If we take the easy road on selecting a candidate why even bother why don't we just hand over this wonderful country to the coperate leaders and give all our freedom to them, because this is what they want reguardless of how much you think these people care about you. They care enought to take your money with trumped up taxes and looking good in the media spot light. So I now ask you Why are you not acting like a American and doing your do dillegence?

Fight Club the Musical! Call your local senator and complain.

Greetings I have been trading stocks successfully on a Simulated trainer for a few months now. I have had some pretty good returns with stocks and decided to open an account to trade. However when I set my buying limits to the desired price the orders seem to never carry through even when the last trade is at the desired price. My question is "In the real market does you buying limit need to match the bid/ask prices? If this is so then this would mean the trainer is crap and I have wated my time trying to learn something new. If not, What enviromental factors would cause something so obvious not trigger? Thanks in advance

Currently, I have decent dental coverage. However, I need a lot of work done and of course will cost me an arm and leg. Is there a supplimental insurance plan that will cover what my current dential coverage does not? If so any recommendations? TIA