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A). Comedy

B) Intense drama

C) Self-help book about how not to go through life

D) Science fiction

E) R rated or worse

A) Reading great literature, or going to a museum.

B) Probably crying.

C) Having as much fun as possible.

D) Trying to achieve one of my lifelong goals.

E) Spending time with someone who loves me.

F) Preparing my will and planning my funeral.

G) Doing a whole lot of praying.

A) Just the date on which I was born. No big deal.

B) A day to get CRRRAAAZZZY!

C) A day when everyone must pay attention to me.

D) A huge emotional milestone.

E) A day to pretend you don't want attention, but upset if you don't get it.

F) A day when I recognize the fact that I'm another year older and closer to death.

A) Trip and fall in front of the kid to make her laugh

B) Rush to the child, yelling, "Oh no! Are you hurt?"

C) Wait to see if the parents notice

D) Approach the parents and admonish them for not paying attention

E) Let the parents handle it, it’s not my responsibility

F) Watch and observe how the kid responds to the unpleasant situation

G) Borrow someones video camera; the tape may be a winner on America's Funniest Home Videos.

A) I get up immediately.

B) I snooze once.

C) I snooze a couple of times.

D) I turn it off and fall back asleep.

E) Sleep through it.

or other

I'm don't know where you would hide that one or if I want to meet the bunny that would carry that egg in their basket.

Is any person worth the kind of money some of them make?

As a political realist, I believe all Presidents make both good and bad decisions.

1). Check your meds

2). grab a camera and call TMZ

3) Check the internet for a good rabbit stew recipe

4) Other.....