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Potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew?
You are awaken from your slumber by an elf, a dwarf, a wizard, and a man in a wheel chair. They tell you that you have to take a ring of power and destroy it. Your bestfriend over hears this and is forced to join you on your quest. Along the way you are captured by enemy orcs where they rip out your friend's intestines and force feed them to you. The dwarf and elf are taken away to another part of the orc battle camp and they execute the wizard but forget about his staff. You are left tied to the wheelchair with it's wheels broken off while the man who uses it is hanging upside down in the tree next to you. The orcs have forgotten to tighten your bindings completely and you manage to slip one hand free. Do you save the elf, dwarf, and wheelchairless man? Or do you escape by yourself to Mordor? How would you do it? Most creative gets 10 points.
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