John

Things had been going great lately, until last night...

So my girlfriend came over to my place to watch a movie. About halfway through the movie she got up to go to the bathroom. I waited. And waited. And waited. 10 minutes had passed and I knew something was up. She finally came out, and I immediately got a whiff of the most offensive stench I have ever smelled. She took a dump in my bathroom! I was appalled and just so caught up in the moment that I asked her to leave.

I don't know. I guess now I'm just really questioning our future together. Last night really took a turn for the worse.

What do you think? Should I break up with her?

So one of my friends got dared to take a bite of a sponge one time and he did it and ever since then he has been eating them because he thinks it tastes kinda good and I'm just wondering if thats okay, like will he die or are they healthy?

I was just minding my own business today sitting down at Taco Bell eating my lunch, and all of a sudden I had to go to the bathroom. Normally I would just hold it, but this could not wait. I left all of my food along with my drink at the table. I was gone for a while and when I returned I checked to see if any of my lunch was gone. Everything looked fine at first glance, until I looked at my drink. All of the ice was gone! I seriously have no idea where it went. It didn't look like anyone grabbed any of the ice cubes. The drink level looked about the same and there are no drops of my soda near the cup. Anyone have any theories?

Today I was talking with my Chinese friend (he speaks English fluently) and one of his Chinese friends came up to him. He stopped talking English and started talking Chinese with him. I get the feeling that he may have been talking about me and didn't want me to know. I don't know any Chinese though. All I could make out was that he said "ching chang chong" somewhere in the middle of his Chinese conversation.

Do you think they were talking about me? What does "ching chang chong" mean?