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I love sweet sauces... is there any vegan honey mustard? Any ingredient to replace honey? If theres a brand that makes sweet sauces let me know!! Thanks!!

Okay..i have a issueee with a stupid teacher. Shes new to my school and she hates me.. :p.

Me & my friends skip in her class. She has no clue that my friends dont have her class. Her age im guessing is like 60ish..

All she does in the class is complain about EVERYONES BEHAVIOR!

I was in the class around 30 minutes and i was texting the entire time while most people i the class go crazy & start screaming and crusing!

After she looks up from her computer she sees me texting & CALLS ME OUT in front of the class.. I say im in the class & my friends back me up but she is stubborn to ignore everyone. She then threats me with secruity so i leave the class calling her 'a stupid *****'. i end up going to another class..

The next day i go to the class and this time theres more people & a kid gets to her and she calls security. After about 5 minutes secruity appears & she steps out of the class and talks to secruity about the kid who left for about 10 minutes. She does not notice me until 10 minutes before the class is over. She yells at me & tells me, "get you *** out of my class". I respond by calling her, " a ***** lunatic". Then i get up to walk out but she tries to block the door with her saggy arm but i walk under her arm and get out.

Today my friends were sitting on this wall bench & i was standing talking to them, she comes behind me and bumps into me & keeps walking on & my friends make a face to her like if she was blind and stupid. She ignores me.

REVENGE?!? :)

Okay so around august 2012 i got an iphone 4s that was handed down to me by my mom who had it for about 4 months and she switched to iphone 5. Now i want the iphone 5s for christmas and my grandmother wants an iphone so she asked me if im planning on getting a new phone.. I told her yes and i want to know if it will be unlocked once my 2 year At&t contract is over. She doesnt live in U.S., Florida. Shes visits every year for about 3 months mostly up to 6 months a year.

If the answer is yes for it being unlocked after contract can she use it on At&t month- to- month payment in Florida? She lives in South America, Peru and her 20+^ son has an iphone 4s so she can get guided. Iphone in Peru is around $600-$800.. Less with contract but she travels alot.

Will my iphone be unlocked after my 2 year contract with At&t is over? Whats the best opitions/ solutions i can do to get my self an iphone 5s? I think my parents and grandparents can spend together around $400..

I had a pair of finches, male and female. Male just died yesterday, I found him hanging from the cage with his foot stuck in bars and the female was next to him cuddling with him.. He was alive when I took him out but he died about 5 minutes later :( I don't know if the female is fine but i took her out and she was fine flying around the house and i saw her eat at night.

Now she is alone and we got a green cheek conure and they are both in seperate cages. Should I buy another finch? She's a gouldian and so was the male, they were bought around April of 2013 so hes less then a year i suspect or so.. What other finches can live with gouldian finches? Please help my lonely finch.

Help me, Alaskan Malamute.?

Ok so I got a free female Alaskan Malamute on 6/29/13, she is 12 weeks old. Her parents have had their first baby's born on 4/5/13.. Her mother was outgoing, friendly and her father was somewhat shy, friendly.. The owner keep has Alaskan Malamute pair And French Poddle pair, both have had babies around the same month.. I have a make yorkie that was born on 4/5/12 and he is somewhat agressive to kids but yet harmless to people he likes, me, my mom and dad.. He is agressive toward my sisters who are 15 and 12, my nephews they are about 2-5 years old.. I think he is protective because when my Alaskan malamute was walking over to my mom, he ran by and I believe tried to stop her or warn her.. Is he going to be dominate? Or will my Alaskan malamute be dominate? She does seen shy now because of the changes to my house now And she came to us with an upset stomach and has done alot of diarrhea. She does eat alot and does try to eat my other dogs food. They both eat but they sometimes try to steal from each other, yorkie doesn't protect his food.. He just runs off and Alaskan malamute kinda barked at him to go away or made him flinch.. She scared him away.. I have read about Alaskan malamutes today alot and I have read they are hunters.. How can I make her become nice and not agressive toward my yorkie.. I don't want her to think my yorkie is food/ a toy for her. I seem her try to scratch him but he gets scared and backs off or runs off, I don't know if she is trying to hurt him or play with him, they do also seem interested about each other because they look at each other but then stop and then one is bothering the other bye smelling them like crazy or following them, please help me with these pets :)

The Alaskan malamute also lived with a sister and her parents before she came with us. Now she has lots of diarrhea and today she has thrown up about 4 times in an hour. The first and second time she threw up a lot of food. She is sleeping a lot.

Ok so I just bought a female Siberian malamute and she is 12 weeks old and born on April 5th of 2013. How do I make her more comfortable and let her sleep, she doesn't want to sleep right now and it's 1:00 am in the morning. She is very outgoing but won't want to rest/ sleep. Yes I did meet her before but how do I make her sleep? How can I let her around my other dog? I have a male Yorkie that was born may 5th of 2012, so he's more than a year older than her. I know he might try to be dominate about her being around.. How can I make them friends and know they trust and won't hurt each other? They both are friendly. And they are cared for all day because they like to follow me around.. Idk y.. Please help me and how can I train the Siberian malamute to be potty trained? THE SIBERIAN MALAMUTE IS BREATHING LOUD AND ALOT NOW. HE IS WALKING AROUND MY BED AND IM TRYING TO MAKE HER SLEEP. IS THIS NORMAL? TOMORROW IM GOING TO PETSMART TO SEE CAGES AND OTHER FOODS FOR HER. PLEASE HELP ME WITH HER, I DONT WANT TO COME HOME AND FIND ONE OF THEM DEAD OR HURT.

Help for BABY MACAWS.?

I NEED AN INCUBATOR FOR THE BABYS,

Ok, by the end if the next to weeks I'm going to buy either one baby macaw or two. I haven't decided. (Yea I changed my mine about the breeding macaw pair..) the baby macaws Im planing to buy are either blue and gold macaws (about 15-20 days old, no feathers) or severe macaws (about 30-40 days old, they are fully feathered.)

how do I feed and take care of the baby's? I need a lot of help and more research for this.

IF POSSIBLE CAN YOU GIVE ME WEBSITES TO TRAIN ME ON HOW TO CARE AND FEED MACAW BABY'S?

I think this is it.. Thanks please give me the best and most informative.

I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL AND STAY HOME ALOT. I ALSO HAVE A PARENT IM THATS HOME ALOT AND GRANDPARENTS THAT HAVE OWNED MACAWS AND KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM BUT THEY ARE ON VACATION FOR NOW.

Help for BABY MACAWS.?

I NEED AN INCUBATOR FOR THE BABYS,

Ok, by the end if the next to weeks I'm going to buy either one baby macaw or two. I haven't decided. (Yea I changed my mine about the breeding macaw pair..) the baby macaws Im planing to buy are either blue and gold macaws (about 15-20 days old, no feathers) or severe macaws (about 30-40 days old, they are fully feathered.)

how do I feed and take care of the baby's? I need a lot of help and more research for this.

IF POSSIBLE CAN YOU GIVE ME WEBSITES TO TRAIN ME ON HOW TO CARE AND FEED MACAW BABY'S?

I think this is it.. Thanks please give me the best and most informative.

Ok so I haven't made my mine yet on which I should get.. A baby blue and gold macaw or an Adult harlequin macaw or a breeding pair of blue and gold macaws.. I think I'm sticking to the baby blue and gold macaw or the breeding pair of blue and gold macaws. Both owners sent me pictures but I saw the female of the breeding pair was plucking herself.. What's a feed I can give her to grow her feathers back? She's plucked some around her neck and some on her back sides and her stomach.. What can I also feed the pair so they can breed? They have already breeded earlier of this year of 2013. They breed about all year I believe and I don't know but I think they aren't suppose to breed no more than 3 times a year.. Please be very informative about this. I need really good help and I'm gonna do more research again about macaws breeding. I ALSO NEED AN INCUBATOR FOR THE BABYS, how do I feed and take care of the baby's? I need a lot of help and more research for this. I know breeding pairs are not pets or very nice, they can be very aggressive towards anyone.

IF POSSIBLE CAN YOU GIVE ME WEBSITES TO TRAIN ME ON HOW TO CARE AND FEED MACAW BABY'S?

WHAT DO I NEED TO FEED MACAWS SO THEY CAN BREED? AND WHAT'S THE MAX FOR HOW MANY TIMES THEY CAN LAY CLUTCHES (EGGS) A YEAR?

What would be the best to feed a pair of breeding macaws? Please give me foods and stuff I can buy.. I live in Florida.. So what stores would be best?

I think this is it.. Thanks please give me the best and most informative.

I want to buy a macaw but I don't know if a should get a adult or baby. I found a baby blue and gold macaw (about 16 days old) for $400. I also found an adult harlequin macaw (3 years old) for $500.. Which should I buy? I do have the time to care for one and the knowledge needed for them.. I just can't decide one which to buy.. Adult Harlequin or Baby Blue and Gold? Anyone know how to care for a baby macaw? I trying to learn more on how to do that.. Please help me.

Please help me find someone who sells scarlet macaws for under $1000. I know lots because I've been read none stop about them and I have the time needed for them. Plus my friend has one so I know how they can act and how loud they can be and messy too.

Does anyone know a feed I can feed a female B&G macaw (or any macaw) if she Is plucking her feathers because she is pregnant.

1.you need to please so that they bird can reach you by morning

please

i have sacrifise alot for my birds i cant just let it sleep here

and we will have to pay extra charge if it has to sleep here ok

please try and send it now please

for the love of my bird

ok

2.They have been closed already for 20 minutes. I understand that you dont want to leave it there but i cant now because they are closed

1.so will you aford to pay and extra charge of 100$

please

so that the macaw will be feed

and well treated ok please

2.I cant they are closed i cant pay because they wont let me in

1.just do this in GODS name

2.I cant they are CLOSED

1.ok just do it first in the morning ok

at 7

2.Ok ill do

1.it means you shall pay 450 instead of 350

2.Cant you take the bird home?

1.they are chargeing 100 for the feeding this night ok

just mail them and tell them that u will do it first thing in the morning ok

let me talk to them

2.Ok

1.no they say the bird will be transported this night then when they must have confirm your payment they shall proceed to your location ok

2.Oh ok

1.but they say you will have to pay to their supply branch in africa since it has being delayed and they had to send money over there

for the supply of different spaches of macaws

2.So how much?

1.that they shall mail you all they details is that ok by you

450$

2.Ok can they do it now?

1.yes the say they will transport the payment and when they money is send to their brach it shall be proceeded to your home ok

2.Ok

1.it means by morning it will be in your state

2.Oh ok

1.that when they are through with the delivery of the other birds and their branch confirms payment it shall be brought to your home ok

so good night and hope you make the payment in the morning as promise ok they shall send to you the branch information for payment.

2.Ok thanks have a good night yourself too.

1.ok good night let me run to my kids and husband

2.Ok

What happens when you order or are getting deilvered a bird?

Ok so im ordering a macaw from another state. Im in fl and they are in texas supposebly. They text me from 307-242- ****. I searched the area for that and it said lake, WY... They are lieing right? Or should i trust them? They said i need to pay $350 and they will pay for plane and agency agent will come and deliever..? Im so confuse how can i make them go away if they are phonyies?

These are text messages i was able to post here.. (Are they bullshit)???(seems like to me and how can i make them shut up and go away??)

1.hello am contacting in regards of the macaw parrots

2.Yes?

1.so how are doing today

i saw your ad on

wanted macaws below 500$

2.Good thanks. How is your fathers day?

Yea i want a macaw under $590

Under $500

1.ok so are you a breeder

because i dont want to give my birds to some one that will not take good care of them

and where are you located

2.No i want a macaw because i have the time for them. Im located in florida

1.ok then that is great i just want some body that will take very good care of my birds ok

am having 3 blue and gold

2.Oh ok thats great. Where are you located?

1.and will be moving out to my new home and my husband wants me to give them out

texas

and i will be moving to ny with my husband and kids

2.Oh. Sorry to hear you have your give your birds away, but atleast you can give them a new home that can provide for them and they can be safe.

1.am happy to hear that from you

atleast i can trust you right

have you other macaws at home

2.Yea but i cant buy the birds if your from another country because i dont want them to come and become stressed and then die. Im trying to buy one in florida. I have other birds but im now going for a macaw. All my birds have different cages where they live and i give them their daily time to go out of their cages and be free with me

1.ok that is great i can give you one of my birds

2.How will i be getting the bird though?

1.its not a problem of another country am in another state

2.Oh yea sorry i meant state, they will get stresses in the plane on the way here and that can cause behavior changes and other changes

1.i will have it delivered to you location then you can go pick it up or it can be delivered directly to your home ok

2.Oh ok

1.no that will be no problem my bird have a special vet doctor ok

2.Ok

1.so he told me that transportation to another state will be no problem ok

they where transported to me the same way

2.But can i contact you back later? Im at the beach and my phone has 14% but i can charge it in my car and i can contact you in an hiur if u want, ok

the pet agency sends an agent with the birds ok

1.Ok

ok just do that and get back asap

2.Ok i will asap

1.ok i will be waiting for u ok

2.Ok thanks

1.am the one to thank you for going to take care of my birds

2.Ok

1.are you there yet

hello are you there

2.Yea but i need to charge my phone it has 6%. Can i text you later. Sorry i didnt know my phone would die this fast. My charging it now so ill try to contact you back later if thats ok or if you want i can contact you tommorrow if you want

no just charge up and contact me

Ok thanks. Sorry for the wait

because we will be packing out in three days and i need to give them a new home before then ok

1.Ok

or you can contact me via email on *********@yahoo.com ok (there mail)

2.Ok

1.so that i can send you some pics

2.Ok you can send them to my email, ****************@live.com (my mail)

1.so are we going to chat r mail

If you want we can mail chat or text

but i prefer text ok so just charge up soon ok

2.Ok

1.am going to send you the pics now

2.Ok thanks

1.your welcome

2.Ok

1.please just hold on they say the are going to mail you for confirmation on your address and how to make the payment ok

2.Ok

1.hello hope you are still there

2.Yea

1.ok

2.Ok

1.have you seen the mail just check because the say they have just sent it

i will be hear till you have confirm the payment to sign the papers ok just do fast please and thanks again

hello have you seen it

Im waiting. I didnt get anything yet

ok have you check your mail

i registered with your email just check it and tell me ok

2.Ok

Ok i recieved it now

Im gonna read it and ill get back to u

ok just confirm it

1.Ok

have you read it

2.Yea

1.because you need to do fast so that i can sign and go home ok all you do is complete the payment so that i can sign ok

(2/2) good hands by tomorro

(1/2) copy their payment detail and take it to a near by western union and make the payment so that i can be asured that my bird will be in

as soon as you are done with the payment you let me know ok

HELLO ARE YOU THERE

2.Yea

Im just reading another email i got from them

1.ok you need to make the payment now then you will be talking to them later i need to go home please do fast

2.ok

I cant do it now

Its too late where i live

Ok so im ordering a macaw from another state. Im in fl and they are in texas supposebly. They text me from 307-242- ****. I searched the area for that and it said lake, WY... They are lieing right? Or should i trust them? They said i need to pay $350 and they will pay for plane and agency agent will come and deliever..? Im so confuse how can i make them go away if they are phonyies??

Why dafuq! Does it say marshmallows if it doesnt have any marshmallows??? I just bought the box and made one and no marshmallows?!?? Gtfo of hot chocolate bussiness! Worse ever and tastes like shi+. What are good hot choclates that sell WITH MARSHMALLOWS?

I want to build a bird cage with my dad.. He says we can use pvc pipe 1 and 1/2 inch and GALAINIZED WIRE (toxic to birds but he doesnt believe me and doesnt know that). What paint can i use to paint the GALAINIZED WIRE so its not toxic and bird safe? I will be washing the wire with soap and water then boiled vinager and then soap and water.. Ill also give the GALAINIZED WIRE a 3 coat paint and let each coat dry for 24 hours and then do another and wait 24 hours and the last one and wait 3 days for it to be FULLY BIRD SAFE! Anyone have any ideas on how to build a bird cage with pvc pipe and wire? I want it to be around 5ft long x 3ft - 5ft wide x 5ft high.. Im also oing to use pvc pipe 2 inch for the bottom of cage so it can be off the ground about a half foot or more if possible.. I also want to but a piece of metal on bottom of cage and then a tray above it and the bottom wire above that so i can have a easy pop up clean tray.., also a roof so the bird doesnt get wet from rain and i want to put wire under the roof so i can easily hang toys for it to play with.. With the roof above it i can use it as a shelf to store the bird food or extra stuff of the bird.. Smart idea :)

I really want to do this and ive learned alot more about these hookbills.. If possible can you give me a picture on a site or something? Please help me design a great cage for a parrot to live happily in.. I want the best! Please be helpful and dont just do this to answer and get points, do it because you want to help me with my birds cage! Thanks!

What are safe material to use to build a bird cage for a macaw? I want it to be about 5ft x 5ft x 6ft. I want the bird cage to possibaly to have a poop tray on bottom of cage for easy cleaning and if possible a playtop on the cage with a poop tray under it for easy cleaning.. Where can i buy the material? homedepo? and about how much would it cost? I know its cheaper to build instead of buying already made.. What are non toxic material to use to build the bird cage and i need the wire spacing to be best fit for the macaw and so i can add additional perches to the cage. I want the bird to be able to spread its wings and fly back and forth in the cage.. Please help. Thanks. Anything helpful is appericiated! (I think i spelled that wrong lol)

What large bird should i get?

Okay, so i have a stuff ready to buy a large bird like a macaw or cockatoo or african grey.. Which should i buy? I have lots if time and i have summer in 2-3 weeks.. I realky want a bird and i know what these birds do.. I have also read more from what people recommended me..

I know they can take awhile to become familiar with you.. I know they are MESSY, LOUD, AND CAN BE AGRESSIVE IF PREVOKED. They can bite off fingers or break.. Yea.. No smaller birds can live with them and they choose their mate(s)/friend(s). I know what to do in an emergency.. The can be a family or one person bird. I know how to teach birds because i already own 3 and today, my gouldian finch (female) finally learned im its friend and so it is now hand tamed.. My greeb cheek conure is already tamed enough that he likes to fly from person to person or stranger.. He een likes to fly around my house and comes back to me without any problem, he was tamed since being young, now hes about 4 years old and the finches are 1 year old. My green cheek conure can talk, says his name and dogs name.. He like to play alot with my dog (male yorkie, 1 year old).

I really need help on finding a roomy cage for the macaw im planing on buying because i dont want hi to feel trapped. I can provide 4 or more hours out of cage for a macaw.

NEED REAL HELP! Best detailed answer and that answers my questions gets best answer.

Im planning on buying a harlequin macaw or cockatoo.. The macaw j found comes with a cage if i buy it but its kinda small and i think i should get another cage.. I want to get the macaw but should i buy another cage? Which cage should i leave inside my house, the bigger cage or smaller cage? Which cage would be best for a macaw? A playtop cage or dome top cage? They have a wing spam of over 40 inches about.. 3 & 1/2 feet. How can i put the cage outside my house so the bird dosent get wet on a rainy day? (I have no idea how to avoid that, i dont wan the bird to get wet and sick and then die). I will get a playtop or stand after i get the cage if needed. ( i think it will be needed ) how wide or long should the cage be? I want it to live comfortably, without it feeling like hes trapped in a ceil..