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Ok, when wathching these commercials for Viagra and Cialis. They always say at the end "if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours consult a doctor". Now here's the thing. When I was in high school I pretty much had an erection for 4 years. Was there something wrong with me?

I'm looking for a site which sell Korean DVD's with english subtitles. I am in the US and would like to buy.

Farmer John decides to start teaching junior how to handle things on the farm. So he calls little Johnny over. Boy, he says, today we are going to learn how to care for the pigs. So he shows little johnny how to slop the pigs. After the pigs eat says, we'll take em out , weigh em, and get the pen cleaned up. So the pigs finish eating and Johnny brings the 1st pig out. His father grabs the pig puts it's tail in his mouth lifts the pig with his teeth. He sets the pig down, says that one weighs 214 pounds. Little johnny is amazed as his father repeats the procedure on the remaining pigs. Johnny writes down all the weights of the pigs. His father says, "you know I'm kinda hungry after all that weighing. I'll show you how to clean the pen next time". Go find out when Ma is gonna have Lunch ready.

Off goes little Johnny while his father cleans the pen. Johnny returns several minutes later. Well, asks his father, whens lunch?

Think its gonna be awhile Pa, Ma's weighing the mailman.

My father and I traveld back to his town of birth. He showed me around the town and all the spots he used to frequent.

As we passed the town cemetary he told me it was rather special. He said the people who live on the North side of the road could not be buried in this cemetary.

Why?

goes to his father. Father, he asks, how do our tribe members get their name.

His father replies, well when a family has a child the mother and fater are in the Teepee. After the birth the father will leave the Teepee and name his child after the first thing he sees.

For instance when I was born my father left the teepee and a larger Eagle was flying overhead so I was given the name Soaring Eagle.

When your sister was born the first thing I saw when I left the teepee was the field full of beautiful flowers. So I named her Fragrant Blooms.

Why do you ask Two Dogs Humping??????

Chief Mundanga was a great and wealthy leader of a great tribe in Kenya. Their land was directly on top of a large deposit of gold. They were a rich people but lived in modest grass huts due to the lack of lumber.

To honor Chief Mundanga the tribal counil had a beautiful throne made out of 24 Karat pure polished gold. It was magnificant to behold.

One day Chief Mundanga heard that a group of explorers were traveling in his lands. Knowing how greedy these Europeans were and having no way to fight against their guns. He decided to hide his throne in the ceiling of his hut.

During the explorers visit to his hut the golden throne fell out of the ceiling and landed on Chief Mundanga killing him instantly.

The morale to this story....

He who lives in grass home should not stow thrones!

OK first of all you have to dig a hole wide enough, long enough and deep enough to fit an adult mail elephant.

Next obtiain enough ash to fill the elephant trapping hole.

Gather enough branches and leaves to cover and camoflauge

the hole.

Cook enough peas to place around the hole at 3 inch intervals.(elephants love peas)

Now get out of sight and wait.

When an elephant comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole!

the 50th floor. One Korean , one Italian, one Polish. They break for lunch. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a meatball sandwich. He exclaims, every day meatball sandwiches! If I have one more meatball sandwich, I'm jumping off this friggin' building.

The Korean opens his lunch box to find Kimchi and Rice. He exclaims, every day Kimchi and Rice! If I have Kimchi and Rice again, I'm jumping . The Polish guy opens his lunch box to find Kilbasa. If I have Kilbasa one more time, I'm jumping off this friggin' building.

Next day lunch rolls around and the three men open their lunch boxes. The Italian has a Meatball sandwich, he screams and jumps off the building. The Korean has Kimchi and rice and jumps. The polish guy has Kilbasa and Jumps.

Later at a company service the 3 widows meet. The Itailian and Korean wifes complain they were only trying to please their husbands.

The Polish guys wife looks very angry.

Everyday my husband cooked his own lunch, She says.