MrSharK

I can't remmeber anything that happened. Sometimes my corn hole is bleeding when I awake. Whats going on?

I was at a Mardi Gras celebration, minding my own business when a mounted cop came up and started asking invasive questions, like who are you and where do you work, and how much have you had to drink tonight. I told him that it was private information, and since he was a public official the twian shall never meet. He whispered something in the horses ear, and it turned around and shat on my new shoes. He just laughed and said have a nice day private citizen, as he rode away.