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A few months ago me and a friend discovered we had feelings for each other and began texting and talking on the phone. Bcos my brother is his friend we knew he wouldn't feel comfortable for us dating so we agreed to keep it on the down low until we could muster up the courage to tell him our intentions. There was several issues preventing us from actually committing to each other and one of them was he was dating another girl at the time. He kept assuring me he was going to leave her and I fell for it. Then she went on birth control but had no intentions of using it and he got her pregnant. He was devestated and him and I got closer for comfort.she miscarried and I thought that since she lied to him this was the time he was going to break up with her but he didn't. He told my bro he loved her but on the other hand he still told me he was waiting for a time to dump her. My brother n him got into an argument that ultimately ended their friendship but for a bit him n I still spoke. Then he told me he had no intention of leaving her and wanted to start a family. I flipped out cos he lied to me and led me on and our talking ceased for a couple of months. Recently my bro n him rekindled their friendship n he said he missed me to my brother.honestly I miss him too but I'm unsure if it's worth it to give him a second chance. Do u think its worth it? Or would u just stay away and move on? Sorry it's so long but it's a legitimate question

There was family who lived in a New York high rise and their cat passed away. The wife wrapped in up in a brown paper bag and told her absent minded husband to drop it off in the dumpster on his way to work. For three days he took it to work on the subway seated next to him and back again. Finally, his wife grabbed the package to dispose of it herself on the third day and the bag ripped and a smoked ham fell to the floor.

its like he wants us to be Muslims...

Ok so my dear friend is 25 and his gf is 36 and she wants a baby bit hes too young and doesnt. So she supposidly went on birth control and he shot his load all up inside her a bunch of times and todau he informed me shes pregnant and hes feeling betrayed... like she didnt take.her pill like she said and now shes got him in this trap and hes my buddy and for some reason i jusy wanna hig him... why do i feel bad?

Sorry for spelling.mistakes im on an adroid. Ya know how it is..

Answer wisely.

Today at work I was going up the elevators to pressure wash the court yard and I walked in the door and there stood three old Chinese ladies and they looked at me and began to point and laugh at me. Why? I don't know. But obviously I was offended and the elevator doors opened and I rushed in and repeatedly pushed the "closed doors" button as they gathered their stuff to get in.

they were almost but the doors closed and i laughed.

Now I feel bad. Should I? They were being rude to me but was it called for? They're old slow ladies.

Mean slow old ladies.

Or is it all online for you? I feel ostracized when i buy dvds at the store.

and still a virgin

What's love got to do, got to do with it?

Boeing, Cessna whatever.

too many times have i sat a green lights waiting for the idiot ahead of me to realize its green and to get off their phones. if its such an emergency then don't risk your insurance or your life by chatting. just pull over!

too many times have i sat a green lights waiting for the idiot ahead of me to realize its green and to get off their phones. if its such an emergency then don't risk your insurance or your life by chatting. just pull over!

After he asked you what you wanted for your birthday and you replied with "Something pretty" or would that be lame and make you wonder how you ended up with him when there are 7 Billion people on the planet

Dont forget that orange marmalade i brought to you as an offering

I was the loner who wished to burn the school down

but im nice now

get out. Now.

and now you're a massive pervert

how did you feel?