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I woke up to the most painful feeling in my rectum not even my stomach or intestines it was directly where the hole begins. I limped my way to the toilet and I just **** a couple gallons worth of rock hard ****. BUT then as I **** I had a ******* orgasm.

What happened?

I am not gay and I did not recently masturbate.

I'm a Male 15 years old All my life I have never found either sex attractive. I have looked it up what this may be but all I could find is "asexual" but doesn't that mean you don't have genitals? Somebody please help I am lost and I need help. Thank you.

(I am not ugly, most girls can't stay away form me, and I'm not attracted to males either)

In my 1st hour class me and 5 other friends (2 other male, 3 female) always burn on each other and when they start ratting me out with this one girl she doesn't react as bad with the other guys, i also have a couple of other classes with her and she says to me "I hate you" but not in a evil hatting voice almost like a joking voice. So my question is do you think she might like me or not? I am so confused.

I am trying to play Steam Powered games on my computer and they lag like crazy. Does anybody know were to get a better graphics card and how much it would cost?