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Have you ever had sex with a person within the first hour of meeting them?

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Have you ever had sex with a person within the first hour of meeting them?

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Would you consider dating someone who has insomnia?

Yes.

No.

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How do you unwrap gifts?

I tear 'em to shreads.

I neatly unwrap them.

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Do you think all people who are HIV positive should be required to have their names listed in a public database?

Yes.

No.

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If your partner shared their darkest secret with you and you eventually break up, would you tell other people this secret?

Yes.

No.

It would depend upon the nature of the break up.

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Would you be interested in playing a board game or card game with a partner with the condition that whatever the winner says, in terms of sex, the loser does?

Yes.

No.

Maybe, with certain limitations.

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How much time on average would you like to spend traveling outside of your home country for leisure?

Less than 1 week per year.

1 week to 1 month per year.

More than 1 month but up to 3 months per year.

More than 3 months per year.

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Can you be single and truly happy at the same time?

Yes

No

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Would you rather have extreme wealth for yourself or provide every homeless person in the world a home?

Insane wealth for me.

Homes for everyone.

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Imagine that someone has wronged you in a way that will go unpunished by anyone but you. What would you do?

I'd take an eye for an eye.

Eye for an eye? I'd take their whole damn head.

Nothing. I'd let it go.

Nothing, but I'd still hold a grudge.

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Have you ever purposely pretended to be ignorant about something you have knowledge of because you wanted to hear someone else explain it?

Is the world weird enough for you?

Yes.

No.

Actually, it's too weird.

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Typically, what kind of fan are you at sporting events?

--I sit quietly and enjoy the game.

--I cheer loudly to rally my team and fans.

--I yell obscenities at the other team and fans.

--I'm not a sports fan.

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Would you rather have a fast forward or an instant replay button for your life?

**Fast forward.

**Instant replay.

Should certain topics be completely off limits for comedians?

personally, I think comedians should be allowed to make fun of everything.

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Which is more wrong in this situation.....a boyfriend or girl friend asking their significant other to not attend college for whatever lame reason.......and that person stays out of college.

Who do you think is more wrong, the asker or the other?

Personally , I feel worse for the person who doesn't go to the school.

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Do you agree with this quote?

People who mind, don't matter. People who matter, don't mind.

Dr Seuss

i think its a good, positive saying.

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SURVEY: Food

potato chips <any flavor> or doritos <any flavor>

steak or chicken

carrots or corn

salsa or queso

cake or pie

frozen yogurt or ice cream

cheddar or american cheese

goobers or rasinettes

french fries or baked potato

broccoli or spinach

blow pops or jolly ranchers

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On the average, how long does it take you to get ready to go out. Nothing crazy like a wedding but maybe dinner or a club.

It takes me a half hour from shower to car lol

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