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ok so I was raped and I dont think he used a condom and I really dont know what to expect from the hole situation. but I am scared to death that I might have caught some thing I was just tested on my anual test ( pap smear) and I was clean but the hospital or the cops havent contacted me yet and I really dont know what to do so if any one can help me with this It would make me feel a little bit better. Please!

the fence is to high to see over there, but out of no where I heard the inmates yelling 13,13,13.. I found a hole and put my head up to it to see and some bastard stabbed me in the eye, then I heard them yell 14,14,14.

well I know I am loosing it cause I just sat and got addicted to "Days of our lives" any suggestions?

I need help finding a christmas present for my guy. He has every tool you could imagine. So no tools. help

k well I have been having guys hit on me so much latley, but I have a boyfriend that I have been with for over a year and I dont know what it is but these guys are getting hotter the more that do it. and I love my guy tons but in a way I am thinking bad thoughts about doing like one nite stands with them but I cant cause I love my guy but I only live once and only god knows that I aint getting any younger. But I dont want to be a hoe neither. But what if by some chance he isnt who I am supposed to be with and one of these other guys that tell me all the sh*t that sounds good to hear is some one I am suposed to be with? what? I am so confused. HELP!

I live in SE Ok., every time I go out side these red wasp's chase me they get so close sometimes that I have to dodge them so we dont calide. And they only do it to me. No one else. what is the deal.?

k now is it that when you can carry an 18 pack of beer at one time but only with your hands and pokets till you get to a destination without shaking any of them up. does that mean that you are really talented or maybe I am thinking way to hard about it. dont answer with out an explanation please.

K well I am working at this cafe and my boss is a horn dog and he likes to hug alot but lately he will come up behind me and from my hips he will message me up to my boobs, he wont touch them but i kinda like it. But then my boyfriend will kill some one if he finds out. I got a serious delema huh. what should I do?

it goes like this "I'll keep you my dirty little secret", something like that. if you know what I am talking about tell me who sings it please.

what should I do. the last time I seen it was when I went into the gas station to buy 2 twelve packs of beer. I am almost sure that I took it out of my pocket last nigt before i went to sleep but today I cant find it any where. any advice?

Ok see this aint really a joke but it is a very dumb thought....

On some cars on the bottom corner there is a sticker that says "If removed sterio will not work." So if you take off the sticker will the radio not work?

I know that is probley the dumbest thought I have ever had but I cannot figure it out and all I can do is laugh about it. I know I am no smart.

when a man goes into surgery for a new brain it will cost more than a womans?

the judge ask's him " well were do you work?"

the man answers " around" the judge ask's " well were do you sleep" the man answers "here or there" the judge says " well you have to go to jail" the man says "well when will I get out?" the judge says" sooner or later". and takes the man away.

he is swerving a little bit when he got pulled over. the cop says 'have you been drinking tonight"? "yes answers the man. "Well are you aware you lost your wife back there?" The man replies " oh thank heavens I thought Ide gone deaf."

she is driving 20 over the speed limit when a cop sees her, she failed to stop at the stop sign and when she got pulled over the cop came to the window and before he could say a thing she asked " oh you pulled me over to invite me to the policemans ball?" with out thinking the cop replied "policeman dont have balls".

true story.

ask them to say "silk" 10 times fast. then when they get done ask them "what do cows drink"

milk? no its water but they are still thinking silk and it rymes.

A woman walks into a bar on the 27th floor of a hotel. She sits next to a man at the bar, the man says "there is something so good in this beer watch what I can do. He walks to the window jumps out flys around the building to the window on the other side comes in and sits down. The lady in amusment is dumbfounded and tells the bar tender to give her what he is drinking. She asks the man to do it agin so he gets up jumps out the window agin and comes in the other one. The lady then drinks her beer and walks to the window to the window jumps out and falls to her death. The bartender walks over to the man and says dam superman you are an as*hole when you get drunk.

I know it is a girl and she has a corus of like "time after time"

who does that? help? please

honest answers.... your choice...

So about a couple of months ago there was a cave-in in utah, some miners got traped inside and up and till today it has been 11 days for the miners and the news has said something about strange vibriations in the ground so they think it its the miners who are stuck in this mountain untill:

HUNTINGTON, Utah - A seismic "bump" in a coal mine injured nine people working to find trapped miners, sending at least four rescue workers to hospitals, authorities said.

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One rescue worker was in very serious condition at Castleview Hospital, and two were in serious condition there, said Jim Manley, hospital chief executive.

At least one rescue worker was flown to Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo, said Jess Gomez, a spokesman for Salt Lake City's LDS Hospital, which dispatches medical helicopters in Utah.

Its supposed to be a bump but i cant put what I think. come it just does that all of a sudden? someone tell me.

so if you was going to mail some one something good but it was really stinky how about would you do it? cause I heard something about doin it from a candle that is in glass and you would hallow out the middle and take the candle out then put your stinky in the middle of the candle and then put it back in the glass. would that really work if you were going to take it on an airplane?

I needs to know.