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Have anyone ever had a dream of a co worker or friend or even someone you never met before. What was the dream about?

George Carlin we will miss you buddy. Thanks for all the laughs.

Has anyone met or dated anyone online since the last time I ask this question about a month ago? Has anyone wanted to meet any of their contacts or date them?

BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden . . .POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!

Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?' Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back,

'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'

The smell of Ribs and Steaks on the open flame

Ice cold New Castle in your hand

Corn on the grill

Shrimp and fish on the grill

Happy Mother's Day to all the Women in here. I hope you all have a great day. For ones who have lost Moms my prayers to go to you and your families. Take Care and God Bless.

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.

His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how it worked.

At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both parents were understandably angry.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?', they asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?', asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.'

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John.

'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave.'

The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across the patio.

When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the bejesus out of her, not once, but three times.

Where is a great steakhouse and a great place to party in Las Vegas?

A Keeper

Their marriage was good, their dreams focused.

Their best friends lived barely a wave away.

I can see them now,

Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and

Mom in a housedress,

lawn mower in one hand,

and dish-towel in the other.

It was the time for fixing things.

A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door,

the oven door, the hem in a dress.

Things we keep.

It was a way of life, and

sometimes it made me crazy.

All that re-fixing, eating, renewing,

I wanted just once to be wasteful.

Waste meant affluence.

Throwing things away meant you knew

there'd always be more.

But then my mother died,

and on that clear summer's night,

in the warmth of the hospital room,

I was struck with the pain of learning

that sometimes there isn't any more.

Sometimes,

what we care about most gets all used up

and goes away...never to return.

So... While we have it... it's best we love it...

And care for it.... And fix it when it's broken.....

And heal it when it's sick.

This is true... For marriage....

And old cars....

And children with bad report cards.....

Dogs and cats with bad hips....

And aging parents....

And grandparents.

We keep them because they are worth it,

because we are worth it.

Some things we keep.

Like a best friend that moved away

or a classmate we grew up with.

There are just some things

that make life important,

like people we know who are special....

And so, we keep them close!

I received this from someone

who thinks I am a 'KEEPER',

so I've sent it to the people

I think of in the same way...

Now it's your turn to send this to those people

that are "keepers" in your life.

Send it back to the person that sent it to you

if they too are a KEEPER.

GOOD FRIENDS are like stars....

You don't always see them,

but you know they are always there.

As I sit here writing this I still think about all the advice and knowledge he left behind for me.

What is the most wildiest thing you have done or would like to do?

Does online chatting consider cheating on your partner?

I need some help or ideas about losing belly fat. Have been working with this woman and we can't seem to lose her belly fat. We tried diets and high intense cardio, but she still has a little belly fat.

Age 30 or ?

What is are your recurring dreams?

What is something yor parents didn't get about you?

What is something crazy you can see yourself doing?

Please tell me?