Albert Bender

I'm 15 and I have been going out with my girlfriend for about 4 days now but I have found after going to her house I am attracted to her younger sister.

We have so many good memories I cherish but every time I talk to her all I can think about is her sister!

What should I do, end it all, tell her the truth?!

Every time I go to the toilet for a number 2, I meet my arch nemesis, the cold toilet seat. It's never at a comfortable temperature to sit on. I sometimes find myself delaying using the toilet till I muster the courage to brave the icy temperature.

Any advice on how to make the experience less painful?

My wife swapped the real money in my wallet for monopoly money. I love to go to strip clubs and when it came to dishing my money out I realized what a dastardly trick had been played upon me! Do you think my wife knows about the strip club or was it just a coincidence. (Luckily my friend covered me that night with his cash which was indeed real)

I have an appointment for a prostate examination this Thursday.

I am fully aware that the doctor will lube up his finger before inserting it into my anus- a sensation I have never felt before. Has anyone else had this examination and could lend me words of reassurance?

Since I have not explored my anus will the doctor be able to easily insert his finger into what I imagine would be a tighter-than-average anus?

My older brother recently admitted he was a gay.

The family was shocked but my personal thoughts turned to whether I would soon become gay since I have heard homosexuality is genetic.

I currently like girls, but will I don't know now. Should I be worried? What can I do to make sure I do not become a gay like him?

When I rub my finger inside of my ear, it smells strange.

Why is that?

Does anyone else have a smell inside their ears?

Recently, I have found myself increasingly attracted to the smell of my own farts.

I am disappointed when I fart and it does not smell.

When I do pass a stinker, I like to breath it in and savor it as long as possible, sometimes cupping them in my hands so I can bring it closer to my nose.

Does anyone else do this?

I am a 15 year old boy.

Recently I have been getting boners at awkward times.

Football practice was the worst- people though I was gay!!! But it has happened on the bus and during my piano lessons- I could not stand up even at the end of the lesson because it was still there.

Has this happened to you/will it go away? Should I see a doctor?

I am 17 years old. I have been gay ever since I can remember but I have hidden it from my parents- my dad is a military man (always pokes fun at gays on tv) and my mum is a strict christian (she will be so disappointed).

I want to tell them, I feel it is the right time.

But what is the best way to break the news?

Thank you

Last week I had a sexual dream involving my sister, nothing too graphic.

I ignored, it's only a dream, but it happened again last night and this time it was much worse. Some very disgusting stuff going on I didn't know I could even think about.

Should I be worried? Should I talk to a therapist?

Recently I've had a really bad itch down there.

I went the to the doctors who said I have pubic lice.

My current girlfriend is the only person I have had sex with so it must be her.

I love her, but these lice are getting in the way. Should I raise the issue with her?

Also I don't know where/who she got the lice off, very worrying.

I came upstairs and through the slightly open door saw into my son's room. He is 15. He was wearing a skirt and some high heels with a blouse and looking in the mirror. I have no idea where he got the clothes.

Should I be alarmed? Should I talk to him about it? Is he gay?

I'm starting to get a real bush down there but I'm scared to trim.

I don't trust myself with sharp objects.

Are there professionals out there that will do it for me?