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its driving me mental trying to think!!

hi, i stayed in blackpool last year and cant find the details of the apartments i was in! could anyone help me with a name of a street please... it was a side street very close to the pleasure beach, when i looked up the street i could see the thunder-bird and the casino/swimming pool was opposite that again! please can u help???

im off to edinburgh next thursday for 4 nights, i need tips on what to do! want to go for a nice meal on one of the nights, possibly to a mexican, and then maybe some decent pub grub another night in haymarket, or city centre if you can suggest somewhere nice that wont break the bank. what shall me and my fella do in the day time? i want to go to mary kings close. any other suggestions? not got a car so needs to be wlakable or on bus rute. any suggestions?

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try to guess mine...

there has been a house fire and paddy had died in it.

he has no family and needs to be formaly identified.

the coroner asks his two best friends, murphy and ryan to do this.the coroner calls in murphy:

coroner: "can you identify this body in front of you?"

murphy: "it sure looks like padddy, but i have to be sure, turn him over. no, that there aint paddy!"

the coroner calls in ryan.

coroner:"can you identify this body in front of you?"

ryan: "well it sure does look like paddy, but turn him over so i can be sure."

the coroner turns him over.

ryan: "no. that there body aint paddy!"

the coroner is finding it difficult to understand why these two men are addamant that the body isn't tho one of theur friend paddy, although they both say how much it looks like him. so he decides to ask them how they came up with their conclusion

they explain "well whenever we used to walk into town everyone used to say 'here comes paddy with them two ar*e holes!"

my dad recently upgraded his 3 mobile phone. since he has had it he has had no end of trouble with the handset, e.g. battery running out in less that 24 hours even thought the phone is brand new, then they sent it him back and the battery was still no good and the phone kept on crashing, so he sent it back again, they replaced something in it, he got it back and it would not charge at all, so they are sending him a new battery now but this has taken over 2 weeks to arrive. altogether he has had the new phone for about 3 months but has only had use of the handset for less than 3 weeks (he puts his sim in an old nokia phone). he is getting really fed up with it now and would rather just end his contract with them and move on to another network. does he have a right to do this without having to pay the 12 months worth of contract as he has had so much hastle with them, or will they insist that he stays for the whole 12 months?

two finalists in a poetry competition are given the word TIMBUKTU to use in their poem.

The first finalist:

SLOWLY CROSS THE DESERT SAND,

TRECKED A LONELY CARAVAN,

MEN ON CAMELS TWO BY TWO,

DESTIONATION - TIMBUKTU.

Irish finalist:

ME & TIM A HUNTING WENT,

MET THREE WH*RES IN A POP UP TENT,

THEY WAS THREE & WE WAS TWO,

SO I BUCKED ONE AND TIMBUKTU!

we have been seeing each other for 5 months. have met his sister and family loads of times. i am making her a cake, but i want to get her something too. want to spend no more than £30 really at a push. she is a hairdresser, is fashionable but i dont really know her that well to know what to get her. i keep on asking my boyfriend but he's no help at all!

We are having a works day out in Liverpool in June. We are going to get there bout 12 and stay all day. Now we want somewhere nice for lunch, but somewhere some of us can eat and others just drink, like a pub or bar or somewhere that’s reasonable in price. Then we are going to go Slater Street for some cheap drinks, so can you recommend some nice places to go drinking to after? This would be real helpful, thanks.

those of you who watch daytime TV in the uk will have come across lorne spicer on bargain hunt, cash in the attic and other such programs. she really irritates me, but i dont know why, i just cant put my finger on it. What do you think of her and why?

it still cost me eight quid though...

while flicking the tv the other day there was a service on in westminster abbey what is the black stone/grave/tomb that is on the floor just by the enterance to the abbey. it always seems to have red roses (i think) around it so people dont walk on it.

can you tell me what it is?

I mean little things that happen every so often in life that disappoint you, nothing too deep like war, poverty, crime; things like having missed the end of your fave programme when you taped it, or finding that there are no red wine gums in a pack when they are the nicest ones!

Why did terry's stop making it? We should start a petition to bring it back!