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i want xp pro on my laptop and windows 7 on my pc, basically i just want to swap over the software, i want to know if my toshiba windows 7 disc will work on my pc and then use my windows xp on my laptop, any ideas ???

love the way they kept pulling shots way out and the way she kept that mic in front of her teeth , singing live , dont think so, should be called the x-factor mime show

eyes bulging acting like an idiot no change there i guess

not my photos, they show up as a hard drive which i can access, but photo library no matter what i do i cant save them to my pc or blue tooth them to my other phone, any help would be grateful

thanks

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A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!

Why WAL-MART??

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!

am trying to fill in a form for a quote, i was involed in a crash which wasnt my fault, the other person admitted responsability, do i have to declare this as a claim ?? or do i not mention this, am trying to get a quote for this years car insurance

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we will win everything hahahaha bunch of freaks

i was thinking about this

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Your thoughts

thery trying to at a work, get us to work 12hrs shifts for 3 days and 6hrs on the 4th day and then we would get 3 days and half a day off, just wondering if any of you are currently doing this and what are the advantages of this and the disadvantages. could they make us work extra hpurs if the work isnt been done within thoses hours ??

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"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . Is this 486-5731?"

It's the last home game of an undefeated season, and a man makes his way to his seat right at the fifty yard line. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor.

"The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man.

"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the final home game of this great season and not use it?"

The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first home game that we haven't been together since we got married in 1967.

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head and says, "Nope. They're all at the funeral."

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and gasping for breath.

"What's happening?" she asks. "errrr I'm having a heart attack," her husband replies. The blonde rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and as she's dialing, her 4-year-old son runs up and says:

"Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet and she has no clothes on!"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom and opens the closet door.

Sure enough, there is her sister, naked.

"You rotten ****," she screams, "my husband's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to

Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess

I'd better see a doctor.

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"

Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just

give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you

what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot

cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and

takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up

and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample

into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water

and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two

weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new

technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer

could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,

urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm

sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the

results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his

concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

(Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal

shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into

rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.

Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow

will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,Her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared And asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and That she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their Family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble Set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble Ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is This your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "Yes.

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three Thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the Riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under The Water.When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why Are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river.

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is This your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord it is a

Misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you Would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you Would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would Have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would Not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and Honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,

All Us Women

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat

and decided to get rid of him one

day by driving him 20 blocks

from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was

walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat

40 blocks away. He put the beast

out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway,

there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife:

"Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a **** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted

wife.

She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little

about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else

applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day

and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them

worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really

good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels " The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room,! He

found The rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he

did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them

neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly

unbuttoned it,constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

‘Then she looked at him and

said: "If you ever wear my clothes into Town again, you're fired!"

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels to go to earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5 % who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

No?

Okay, just checking with you. I didn't get one either