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  • Guess which political party these swifties belong to:?

    or Why our country is in so much trouble!

    A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why

    our country is in trouble!

    1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that

    her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

    2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to

    Capetown. I started to Explain the length of the flight and the

    passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make

    you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."

    Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly

    explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."Her

    response - click.

    3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about

    a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the

    vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried

    to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle

    of the state.

    He replied, "Don'

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