dodo brain

i read in a magazine dat paris hilton wants to be responsible

by having a baby...is it true??n if it is who will be da dad??

which is better:

help me

got you

do i haf2 cry 4 u???

ok a man was walkin down the street wen he saw this lady with spectacular breasts,he went up to her and said..''i'll gv u 5 lakhs$ if u let me bite ur breasts''.seeing that the offer was too tempting she agreed.They went to a dark alley and she opened her blouse.The man caressed it,kissed it,played with it & kissed it again but he dint bite it.When he was done the lady asked him'' well aren't you gonna bite them?"

"Nah"said the man"too expensive!"

hope liked the joke,if you do gv a thumbs-up :) or else a thumbs-down :(

i'll gv u 10 pts if u can tell me the real names of these ppl--( related to harry potter)--

1-snape

2-sirius

3-viktor krum

4-cedric diggory

5-rita skeeter

6-ginny weasley

7-mrs.weasly

all the best and rememeber 10 pts!!!

wich is the best?

can n e 1 gv me the wordings of '' LONDON BRIDGE '' really fast?

can u tell me y justin timberlake suddenly went to all these sexy kinda songs instead of still singing those other hip-hop songs?

any 1 s watched or read '' THORNBIRD '' wats it bout?

i always see them drooling over french girls,wats the reason?

ive never had my first kiss.how does it feel when u kiss a guy & how do u do it?my frendz have dun it & they said it was cool.

im in the 8 th grade & i have a humungous teacher who covers 1/2 the blackboard with her butt she has no sense sumtimes....we try 2 tell her our problems but she wont understand & she'll shoo us off! wat do we do?how can we suffer wit her 4 a whole year?

is j.k.rowling really a devil-worshipper?there were lotsa rumours bout that..actually i cant quite beleive it!

write in order according to which are the best malls in Bangalore

which is the best chocolate in the whole world & why???

can anyone tell me why bryan adams turned into a veggetarian??? i mean the REAL truth

does anyone know the wordings of the chorus of shakira's Hips dont Lie??

to tell u the truth i din give my lab away,he actually died.I just dint feel like saying it so i lied,i REALLY & TRULY loved him!!!shd i or shdn't i buy another 1 & wich breed???

i gave away my lab & im dissappointed but my dad has given me options for another puppy.wich 1 is the best--boxer,dashcund,german shepherd,doberman or a great dane & why is it good???

wat is ''primary-cut''in basketball???