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"Hey, Patrick! I heard there was a new job opening at the pet store!"

"Really?"

"As some newspaper"

i never got this joke and i just saw it on tv again, could someone explain this to me

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What would a guy with a Pisces moon and sun in Scorpio be like ?!

So my boyfriend has a sun and rising in Scorpio but one chart said his moon is in Pisces and the other said its in Aries, what would a Scorpio with a Pisces moon act like and what would a Scorpio with an Aries moon act like ??!?

I'm a Sagittarius with a moon in cancer btw :)

If a person is just exceptional in their school work and they are recognized by all teachers, would that be considered a talent, also if they are naturally good at everything would it be considered as a talent ?!??!

From your own experience

What is the name of the part of a roof where you can go lie down and watch the sky or put chairs etc. it looks like floor and doesn't have any roofing

I spent days uploading a movie on YouTube and now it's finally uploaded it got blocked, is there anyway I can unblock it without having to upload it again ?!?!???!

I'm trying to upload a video that's over 15 minutes I've already increased my limit but it said something about not being able to increase my limit a while ago, then i deleted some of my videos and when I try uploading again at the bottom it doesn't say limit thing...so is my account now able to upload videos over 15 minutes !?!

i have a 16GB flash drive, 12GB are free and when i try to transfer 7GB of a game onto the flash drive it keeps saying there isnt enough memory. whats up with that !?!!?!?! i really need to get my file onto the flash drive,

It's a long poem about drunk guys troubling a group of girls about not being able to do anything other than make sandwiches and be maids or servants to men.The girls happen to be feminists and find that the guys think of most women as objects so they vow to change that way of thinking.

I've heard that those who have a moon in cancer tends to act more like a cancer than their sun sign what do you think about this ?!?

I have a moon in cancer and I find myself being touched and moved by every little thing, so in your opinion which moon sign is the most emotional and falls the deepest in love.

I`ve observed that all of the Sagittarius girls and women don`t really take a liking to each other in particular although they all are funny smart and pretty so i don`t think they jealous each other either, do you know Sagittarius girls who get a long really well ?!?

and what`s your zodiac sign :)

in my opinion it`s between Sagittarius and Scorpio :)