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  • Thor god of thunder?

    One day Thor the god of thunder was in his kingdom and was bored so he decided to come down to earth for some fun.

    To his amazement he found a very rare find, an eighteen year old gorgeous blond virgin and so he proceeds to seduce her and takes her up to a secluded cabin in the woods where he begins to ravish the girl time after time, all through the day and night and next day also because being a god Thor was capable of superhuman feats.

    So later when Thor had satisfied himself he crept out of the cabin and left the poor exhausted girl to sleep, later after he returned to his kingdom, Thor was feeling guilty he thought to himself that the poor girl would expect this level of lovemaking all men from now on, so he decided to go back and tell the girl who and what he really is, so he makes his way back to the cabin bursts the door open and yells out, I AM THOR!

    The girl looks up from bed and says you're Thor?!

    I can't even thit!

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