Schubert

So here's the thing, I had a thing for a girl that I worked with, and I worked with her for about five months, and I liked her the entire time. I never told her or asked her out because I never had the guts to. Well a couple months ago, she went back to school and is not there for the time being. Since then, I still kind of have a crush on her and I still think about her even though she doesn't work there anymore (for the time being). Is what I'm doing creepy? I don't know what to think about it anymore

I would never condone mass murder, and killing is never okay and all, but don't act like it doesn't suck to never have a girlfriend for 22 years. Should he have committed the mass murder? No, not at all, not in a million years, but it seems that the only people criticizing Elliot Rodger are people who have gotten positive attention from women. I don't get why he resorted to murder, but I absolutely get why he was frustrated.

Thoughts?

(this is for a class project)

I receive:

Vernon Davis

Calvin Johnson

I give:

Matt Ryan

Wes Welker

Jared Cook

Danny Amendola

Kevin Ogletree

Lance Moore

I'm thinking either Seether or Black Stone Cherry. What do you guys think?

I send:

Marshawn Lynch

Alex Smith

James Starks

Ravens D/ST

I receive:

Jamaal Charles

49ers D/ST

That's one small step for man, one giant leap into a crematorium.

I wrote that joke about Neil Armstrong, who died today. That's just an example. What's your opinion on comedians joking about the dead?

Bryce Harper or Todd Frazier?

Stephen Strasburg

OR

Johnny Cueto

a. One man and one woman

b. Two people who love each other - regardless of gender

c. Betting someone half your crap you'll love them forever

100. Ichiro Suzuki – RF – Seattle Mariners

99. Carl Crawford – LF – Boston Red Sox

98. Stephen Strasburg – SP – Washington Nationals

97. Starlin Castro – SS – Chicago Cubs

96. Chase Utley – 2B – Philadelphia Phillies

95. Michael Morse – 1B/LF – Washington Nationals

94. Michael Bourn – CF – Atlanta Braves

93. Craig Kimbrel – CL – Atlanta Braves

92. Ryan Madson – CL – Cincinnati Reds

91. Shin-Soo Choo – RF – Cleveland Indians

90. Madison Bumgarner – SP – San Francisco Giants

89. Adam Wainwright – SP – St. Louis Cardinals

88. Gio Gonzalez – SP – Washington Nationals

87. Kevin Youkilis – 3B – Boston Red Sox

86. Alex Rodriguez – 3B – New York Yankees

85. Howard Kendrick – 2B – Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

84. Dan Uggla – 2B – Atlanta Braves

83. Rickie Weeks – 2B – Milwaukee Brewers

82. Carlos Beltran – OF – St. Louis Cardinals

81. Ben Zobrist – 2B/OF – Tampa Bay Rays

80. Joe Mauer – C – Minnesota Twins

79. Carlos Santana – C – Cleveland Indians

78. Heath Bell – CL – Miami Marlins

77. John Axford – CL -Milwaukee Brewers

76. Brian Wilson – CL – San Francisco Giants

75. Jhonny Peralta – SS – Detroit Tigers

74. Brett Lawrie – 3B – Toronto Blue Jays

73. Eric Hosmer – 1B – Kansas City Royals

72. Yovani Gallardo – SP – Milwaukee Brewers

71. Tim Hudson – SP – Atlanta Braves

70. Adam Jones – CF – Baltimore Orioles

69. Alex Gordon – LF – Kansas City Royals

68. Cole Hamels – SP – Philadelphia Phillies

67. David Freese – 3B – St. Louis Cardinals

66. Aramis Ramirez – 3B – Milwaukee Brewers

65. Ricky Romero – SP – Toronto Blue Jays

64. Zack Greinke – SP – Milwaukee Brewers

63. David Price – SP – Tampa Bay Rays

62. Jose Valverde – CL – Detroit Tigers

61. Jonathan Papelbon – CL – Philadelphia Phillies

60. Buster Posey – C – San Francisco Giants

59. Ryan Howard – 1B – Philadelphia Phillies

58. Shane Victorino – CF – Philadelphia Phillies

57. Josh Beckett – SP – Boston Red Sox

56. Chris Carpenter – SP – St. Louis Cardinals

55. Mark Teixeira – 1B – New York Yankees

54. Carlos Gonzalez – OF – Colorado Rockies

53. David Ortiz – DH – Boston Red Sox

52. Derek Jeter – SS – New York Yankees

51. Lance Berkman – 1B – St. Louis Cardinals

50. Jon Lester – SP – Boston Red Sox

49. Ian Kennedy – SP – Arizona Diamondbacks

48. Miguel Montero – C – Arizona Diamondbacks

47. Brian McCann – C – Atlanta Braves

46. Matt Cain – SP – San Francisco Giants

45. James Shields – SP – Tampa Bay Rays

44. Pablo Sandoval – 3B – San Francisco Giants

43. Matt Holliday – LF – St. Louis Cardinals

42. Andrew McCutchen – CF – Pittsburgh Pirates

41. Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton – RF – Miami Marlins

40. Brandon Phillips – 2B – Cincinnati Reds

39. Alex Avila – C – Detroit Tigers

38. Yadier Molina – C – St. Louis Cardinals

37. Dan Haren – SP - Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

36. Hunter Pence – RF – Philadelphia Phillies

35. Nelson Cruz – RF – Texas Rangers

34. Mike Napoli – C – Texas Rangers

33. Paul Konerko – 1B – Chicago White Sox

32. Asdrubal Cabrera – SS – Cleveland Indians

31. Ian Kinsler – 2B – Texas Rangers

30. Josh Hamilton – LF – Texas Rangers

29. Michael Young – UTIL – Texas Rangers

28. Justin Upton – RF Arizona Diamondbacks

27. Mariano Rivera – CL – New York Yankees

26. CC Sabathia – SP – New York Yankees

25. Jose Reyes – SS – Miami Marlins

24. Hanley Ramirez – 3B – Miami Marlins

23. Curtis Granderson – CF – New York Yankees

22. Ryan Zimmerman – 3B – Washington Nationals

21. Evan Longoria – 3B – Tampa Bay Rays

20. Felix Hernandez – SP – Seattle Mariners

19. Tim Lincecum – SP – San Francisco Giants

18. Cliff Lee – SP – Philadelphia Phillies

17. Jacoby Ellsbury – CF – Boston Red Sox

16. Adrian Beltre – 3B – Texas Rangers

15. Joey Votto – 1B – Cincinnati Reds

14. Adrian Gonzalez – 1B – Boston Red Sox

13. Jered Weaver – SP - Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

12. Dustin Pedroia – 2B – Boston Red Sox

11. Albert Pujols – 1B - Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

10. Prince Fielder – 1B – Detroit Tigers

9. Ryan Braun – LF – Milwaukee Brewers

8. Robinson Cano – 2B – New York Yankees

7. Roy Halladay – SP – Philadelphia Phillies

6. Jose Bautista – RF – Toronto Blue Jays

5. Clayton Kershaw – SP – Los Angeles Dodgers

4. Troy Tulowitzki – SS – Colorado Rockies

3. Miguel Cabrera – 3B – Detroit Tigers

2. Justin Verlander – SP – Detroit Tigers

1. Matt Kemp – CF – Los Angeles Dodgers

Number 101, to me, is Jay Bruce. What do you think?

1. Straight out of high school

2. One and done

3. Two and through

4. Three and free

5. Graduate college

I'd seriously campaign for Whose Line Is It Anyway. That show was one of the funniest shows in the history of TV, and it's not even on reruns anymore. What about you guys?

In March Madness...

A. A legal union between a man and a woman.

B. A legal union between two people who love each other.

C. Betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever

My iPhone is stuck on the spinning wheel right now, because I turned it off while it was cleaning up an app I have. If I let it go for the night, will it turn on and go back to normal after that?

I was wondering if you thought a Whitney Houston joke would be too soon. Here's the joke.

R. Kelly is a brilliant musician, but a f*cked up human being. He's basically Whitney Houston with a pulse.

I tend to have a darker sense of humor, and I don't want to shy away from that, but is this too soon or not? Just wondering.

Americans nowadays are too worried about offending people, and I think people are too scared to laugh. I was talking to a friend of mine, and she said that you shouldn't make jokes about ANYBODY, even out of love. So basically, is America losing its sense of humor that it may have once had.

Americans nowadays are too worried about offending people, and I think people are too scared to laugh. I was talking to a friend of mine, and she said that you shouldn't make jokes about ANYBODY, even out of love. So basically, is America losing its sense of humor that it may have once had.

The Red Sox, the Reds, or the Phillies

A basketball player goes up for a dunk, but a defender puts his hand through the hoop and blocks it. Is it legal?