William B

A little bit about me, some of my past experiences include: rogue, world traveler, writer, body guard, river boat gambler, mountain man, cynic, explorer, psychic, masseuse, crack shot, Zen master and poet, lawyer, druid, entertainer, former construction worker, amateur anthropologist, masseuse, teller of tall tales, double agent (retired), teacher, trainer, actor and occasionally a therapist. My various experiences include, virgins converted, wars fought, revolutions started, governments run, revenge wreaked, bars emptied, Tantric taught, football games fixed, bridges destroyed, tigers tamed, mountain’s crossed, orgies organized, dragons slain, parties crashed, lessons taught and learned, procrastination promulgated and dinosaurs neutered. I am 51, generally not afraid of a dangling participle, 5' 10, wide shoulders, a short beard with a lot of gray, brown eyes with green flecks, an Irish tongue, a Viking’s outlook on life, German pragmatism, and Scotsman’s love of kilts.