Nutgobbler

Good day, folks. My name is William Crestlock, and I am your father. I enjoy beating up bagels and having the cream cheese fly all over the place. Hit me up in Starbucks where I will be flirting with the ubber-cute cashier. I like to eat Skittles and gummy bears. I hate bad chickens that think they are cool enough to attack my ducks. AH! THAT SHICKAHN IS BAD. I think horror movies are awesome even though I don't scared of anehthang. I like going on Yahoo!Answers and rarely updating this 'About Me' and my avatar. I answer usually very sarcastic although I can be dead serious. :P Uhm, my bagel is ready. Ta-ta.