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I want to donate to this online charity, and I can choose between these 3 currencies; US Dollar, British Pound or Euros.

None of those is my currency (Singaporean Dollar), so which one should I choose, and will it make a difference?

Is there a way to change the colour of all specific texts in a document? For example, I want to change all the texts that are in brackets ( ) to green. How can I do that without selecting each word?

I'm using my laptop with external monitor and keyboard and I have a few questions :

1) Is it possible to power on a laptop without opening the lid?

2) Is it safe to put the laptop to sleep every night, and shut it down only once in a while?

Thanks in advance for your response.

Is there an option in MS Word '07 to make the default margin 'narrow' instead of 'normal'?

I'm looking for recommendations on books/novels. Tell me some of your favourite ones. They can be of any genre.

Is there a program that can remove unnecessary built-in windows components like Accessibility, Movie Maker, Outlook Express, Games, etc?

I have a very old Pentium II laptop and it's working fine except for the video playback. All videos seems to run in slow motion, the display moves almost like a slide-show. I don't know what is the source of the problem. I've tried updating the graphic card drivers but that doesn't solve the problem. Any ideas how I could fix this?

Specs:

Pentium II 299MHz 128MB RAM 4GB HD

I have a very old Pentium II laptop and it's working fine except for the video playback. All videos seems to run in slow motion, the display moves almost like a slide-show. I don't know what is the source of the problem. I've tried updating the graphic card drivers but that doesn't solve the problem. So, any suggestions?

Specs:

Pentium II 299MHz 128MB RAM 4GB HD

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things:

1)Religion

2)Sexuality

3)Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it"

A lady got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the lady slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

You're right," She said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he

needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that

she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until

she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future

until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more

money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find

such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must

understand him a lot and love him a

little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love

her a lot and not try to understand

her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single

men,

but married men are a lot more

willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will

change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that

she

won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any

argument.

Anything a man says after that is the

beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU

ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at

weddings, poking me in the ribs and

cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the

same thing to them at funerals.

=D

Whats your ten favourite songs right now?

for those who have tried both, which browser do you perefer? and why?

I have Adobe Flash Player 9 installed, but when I go to sites that use Flash in Opera, I got this message: "you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player." The sites work fine in Firefox and IE.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks in advance.

Look here: http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah...

No offense meant for the asker, but I'm really amazed that this lame question about soulmate can get that amount of answers. What do you think? How did she get more than 2000 answers in a few days?

I'm looking for an audio player like Foobar2000 that can play .rm (Real Audio) files. or a plugin for foobar that will open rm files?

I already have JetAudio. so don't suggest that.

Thanks in advance.

http://pack.google.com/intl/en/pack_installer.html...

Is there other free softwares collection like that?

Please don't give unrelated answers like download.com etc.

Is there a freeware alternative for WindowsBlind or StyleXP?