ChongWon

I need the computer macros, (or some kind of virtual help) so that I can express whether my powers are negative, unknown, or even double digits and I don't know the macros to achieve this. Help!

I was recently told that eyeliner had a way sexier, "I'm trying to get some" connotation than eyeshadow. Is that really true? Can eyeliner really convey that you are on the prowl more than eyeshadow?

I want to be able to write exponents on all of the math problems I have to type, and I can't remember what the keyboard macro for exponents is. Can anybody help me?

Is the color of the dust in a black person's house different from the color of an asian/white person's dust?

I know that dust is primarily made up of dead skin cells, and the dust in my house is a kind of light grey color, (I'm white), but is the color of the dust in a person's house effected by their skin color?

I am seriously bummed out right now and could use some cheering up. If you have a funny joke, story, or anecdote please share it, 'cuz I'm totally sick of feeling this low.

What do you call a Vietnamese man who has three dogs?

It was a Vietnamese man telling the joke in the first place, but he got cut off in the middle and I really want to know the punch line!

All answers welcome. ^-^

I have heard of teens and young adults abusing prescription drugs and calling it pharming. Do you think that with the health care available in Canada it would be easier for people to pharm?

I've been frustrated by health problems for all of my adolescence. The people that I've gone and seen have told me that there is nothing wrong with me and that I'm just fine. Bull!!! I suffer from chronic pain in my woman parts along with lethargy, and it's not just at that time of month, it's all the fricking time! Not to mention my vaginal and breast cysts. Nobody has been able to help me and I'm ticked with doctors!

I don't want to hear any more of their three golden options. It's always either;

Take drugs, it might screw up your endocrine system, but hey we like experimenting!

Have surgery. Scalpel, scalpel, gonna cut you up!

Or my personal favorite, there's nothing wrong with you, you're just extra pretty! Good way to trivialize my pain! And how does 'you're just extra pretty' have anything to do with it?

So far the only thing that has helped is a change in diet, (I can't eat sugar without extreme pain) the incorporation of extra exercise, (otherwise I get too lethargic to get off the couch) and some specialty herbs like Valerian. Valerian is the only thing that has helped. It kinda suppresses my symptoms and makes my cysts smaller, but it doesn't completely heal me. And I looked that up myself in and herbal remedies book, thank you very much.

And maybe it's just western doctors. Does anyone know a good herbal doctor? I've waited for about six years, and now I could really use some answers.

I don't know if this helps, but my family has a hystory of fibrocystic disease and fibromyalgia. Could that be what I have? Anything you could offer is welcome.

Do they get their own planet or are they just on a moon or something?

I mean seriously, does anybody know?

I've heard of some pretty . . . uh . . . interesting uses for them, and I want to hear your favorites. I want to hear your most creative uses, and if you can list all 10, I'll award more stars in the best answer.

Please expound upon your opinion. I want to know how you feel as well as your reasoning behind it.

I mean, plenty of cultures eat dogs, but they are also very loyal and loving creatures. What's your opinion?

Please tell me!

Specifically grounds or beans.

I'm 18, and I still kiss both of my parents good night every night and good-bye when ever we part company. It's not weird in my family, (partially because we're Italian) and all of my siblings do the same, but is that weird for other people?