RnR2007

I am trying to type my paper using Microsoft Word 2003. I finally figured out how to split the page in two. But when I type in the 2nd colum the words are at all different lengths, and are not even. I want to make the 2nd colum even... Please help!!!

My bathtub won't drain, I have to use a Wet/Dry Vac to suck the water out.. I have tried many different things like using a plunger and pre compressing the plunger, so it sucks up, but that did nothing. I tried Max Gel twice. Ive stuck a metal coat hanger down the drain far as I can go. Along with taking off the foot lock drain, and it didnt seem to do anything. WHAT ELSE CAN I TRY BEFORE CALLING A PLUMMER??

How can you tell if your snake has mites?? Sometimes, I find little bugs in his water dish, and sometime I thought I saw them walking in his cage, but its only once in a while.... Can they be mites??

I am having a really hard time to get the humidity levels in his tank . I have tried tin foil on top, towels, and I bought some special bedding to help hold humidity, but it doesn't work, can someone please help me!!