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I catch a 2-meter long python when I'm about to reach home the other night. Since I don't have ready cage it's still in a sack on a covered pail. My in-laws don't like it here at home because they believe snakes brings bad luck. I don't like to tell my friends about it because it may end in a cooking pan. What should I do?

Have just had a native baby monkey from a friend 5 days ago. I made a horizontal line which has a small open platform at both ends for her to play and stay outside the house. She's playful and wants to cling to everyone when taken, but she always makes noise (cries?) at dusk, is this normal? Seems she's afraid comes the dark until she is used to it after an hour or two crying.

I've seen a round concrete with more or less 4 meters in diameter and about 18 inches thick broken into 3 from a foot of a mountain. Visible from one piece are 7 empty casts probably from gold bars and 2 empty cast contained probably metal box measuring 6 x 6 x 12 inches. We thought a chemical was used to break the concrete.

Now, a friend found a niche down a river. It appeared after an erosion due to a flood. It's so hard to break. Anyone here knows what kind of chem is that used to soften concrete?

My wife is hypertensive for the past 5 yrs, sadly she had a moderate stroke 10 days ago. Her right side (arm and leg) disabled and her speech got affected too. Have just brought her home from hospital yesterday. Continuous Rehab therapy was recommended by the doctor. Pls give me good exercise or advice for the fast recovery of my loved one! Thanks so much!

Give me the sound of your fart and the corresponding note from Lower Do to higher DO!

Teen boy: Do have condom?

Salesclerk: No.

The next day

Teen boy: Do you have condom?

Salesclerk: No.

The following day

Teen boy: Do you have condom?

Salesclerk: No.

The following day

Teen boy: Do you have condom?

Salesclerk: No! Ask one more time and I'll staple your mouth!

The following day

Teen boy: Do you have stapler?

Salesclerk: No

Teener: Do you have condom?

Does it apply to the saying that, "If the town is populated, the city is more densely populated?" I mean, if your body is hairy, is your hole down there is really hairy? Just curious!

Five armed men barged in our house last. They tied me and my family and locked us inside the comfort room. They turned everything in the house upside down looking for something I don't really know. I thought they will kill us. They left after few minutes of searching. I found out they took only one item, my PHOTO!

Is there any one here also celebrating his or her birthday today?

I go for Pacman, which side you're on?

The earth is getting warmer, it's a fact. Could it be possible that someday, activities on earth will be done on night time and ppl sleep or stay indoor during day time?

Give brief info please! I'm not feeling well to go out for a daily paper. Thanks!

Its 10:00pm and a lady missed the last bus going to their village. Her only option was to get a horse ride back home. "How much would I pay?" she asked. The horseman replied, "Well, lets have sex and I'll bring u there!". Angrily, she said "What? You're ridiculous!". The horseman made amends, "Only if my horse fart?". Without option, the lady agreed. On their way, after a mile the horse farted. The horseman asked, "Well, I'll take off your...?". "Oh, no. I can do it!" she replied. After a hot sex, they continued their travel. Another mile, and the horse again farted. "Well?", the horseman asked. "Do I have a choice?" she remarked.After another hot scene, they continued traveling. After another mile, the horse farted again. "Uhum...!", the horseman giggled. "Go ahead, just do it!" she quivered. Another mile and the horse farted once more. The horseman remained calm. "Hey, I hear that! I hear that! Your horse farted!", the lady shouted. Angrily,"Sorry, I heard nothing!!" he yelled

After the allied invasion of Iraq in 2003, Filipino professional and non- professional skilled workers, investors and traders came home with their IQD (not saddam hussein) earnings. If totally consolidated, ready for transaction could sum up to HUNDRED OF BILLIONS IQDs. Holder's stocks are just being kept in their homes, safe houses and bank vaults for safekeeping. The Central Bank of the Phils will grant permit to local banks to transact IQD soon but holders can't wait any longer!

Memorize and recite 3x slowly word for word before going to bed. . . . . .

"Oh Amso Stew Pidto Dodis Wennit Meanam Bee Ingfoled Two Doso!"

A boy playing ball was sideswept by a passing car. The driver got of the car and shouted, "My son! Oh my God!" . "Yes, I'm your son but your're not my father!" the boy replied.

What is the relationship of the boy and the driver?