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  • Interior design, style, help, please!?

    okay, I've an design problem of working on three apartment's interiors.

    1) a double bedroom - used as a corporate guest house.

    2) a triple bed room - used as a home by a family of husband, wife, a 5 year old child and grand parents.

    3)and a duplex - used by a normal family - two children and parents,

    I am in a huge dilemma how to proceed with the design, don't know what to start with, if you can help it would be nice.

    Thanx a LOT!! :)

    2 AnswersDecorating & Remodeling1 decade ago
  • detective school q, music! help!!?

    does anyone know where to get the background music that comes in detective school q or tantei gakuen q...lemme know, thanx! :)

    btw, tried youtube, no luck...

    3 AnswersComics & Animation1 decade ago
  • what is field in autocad?

    the question jus says "what is field in autocad?" please help me!!!

    2 AnswersProgramming & Design1 decade ago
  • what are the different shapes of bricks ?

    plz temme the different shapes of bricks...wateva possible!!!

    3 AnswersOther - Home & Garden1 decade ago
  • NATA...help me...?

    I hav scored 70% in my high schoolin final exam...which is called as board exam...n am bout 2 take my NATA (national aptitude test on architecture) this week...so what shud b ma score to get into a good college...n will ma board examscore affect ma college admission

  • letter 2 father from daughter?

    A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. it was addressed "Dad".

    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid

    a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion. Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

    Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your loving daughter,

    Rosie.

    ..

    ...

    ....

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    ......

    .......

    ........

    ..........

    ............

    At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

    21 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • some one liners...funny or not?

    "Once when I was lost.. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him...Do you think we'll ever find them.? He said..I don't know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."

    "I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor... so they sent a priest up to talk to me. He said.. On your mark..."

    "I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face."

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • sign boards...funny or wat?

    Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a London Laundromat:

    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    In a London department store:

    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an London office:

    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE

    DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

    Outside a London secondhand shop:

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT

    BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Notice in London health food shop window:

    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a safari park:

    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a London conference:

    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY

    CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

    Notice in a field:

    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE

    BULL CHARGES

    Message on a leaflet:

    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET

    LESSONS

    On a repair shop door:

    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL

    DOESN'T WORK)

    People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with

    their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the

    world.

    At a Budapest zoo:

    PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO

    THE GUARD ON DUTY.

    Doctors office, Rome:

    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    Hotel, Acapulco:

    THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

    In a Nairobi restaurant:

    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE

    MANAGER.

    In a City restaurant:

    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO

    8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • sign boards found at some places!! funny or wat?

    Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a London Laundromat:

    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    In a London department store:

    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an London office:

    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE

    DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

    Outside a London secondhand shop:

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT

    BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Notice in London health food shop window:

    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a safari park:

    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a London conference:

    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY

    CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

    Notice in a field:

    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE

    BULL CHARGES

    Message on a leaflet:

    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET

    LESSONS

    On a repair shop door:

    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL

    DOESN'T WORK)

    People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with

    their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the

    world.

    At a Budapest zoo:

    PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO

    THE GUARD ON DUTY.

    Doctors office, Rome:

    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    Hotel, Acapulco:

    THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

    In a Nairobi restaurant:

    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE

    MANAGER.

    In a City restaurant:

    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago