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    God - Adam, I want to give you a gift. You have 2 options. Be carefull for when you choose, the other will automatically go to Eve.

    Adam - What are the options God? I'll be wise.

    God - Option 1: One more organ on your head called "the brain". It will help in doing your work

    Adam(thinks) - As if I dont have hands for that!

    God - Option 2: Ability to stand and pee!

    Well..... Rest is history!!

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