Guy stumped on his computer

I will check answers each day until somebody gets them all right. If nobody does, the winner is the person who gets the most correct. here they are:

1. how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

2. How much wood would chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood chucks?

3. How many woodchucks does it take to chuck norris?

4. They once tried to make a chuck norris toilet parer. There was one problem. What was it?(hint: it is a pun)

5. Chuck Norris built the ___________ in which he was born.

6. Chuck norris was making love in the back of a pickup truck. A semen escaped. The result of this was called ________ ___________.

7. Chuck norris can believe it's not _____.

8. Chuck norris knows _________'s secret.

9. Chuck norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The building collapsed because one building cannot contain _______ _________ ____________.

10. Even in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still doesn't ________.

answer these questions. I will tell you the answers later. A big congratulation to whoever gets the most right. The contest begins now!

1. how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

2. How much wood would chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood chucks?

3. How many woodchucks does it take to chuck norris?

4. They once tried to make a chuck norris toilet parer. There was one problem. What was it?(hint: it is a pun)

5. Chuck Norris built the ___________ in which he was born.

6. Chuck norris was making love in the back of a pickup truck. A semen escaped. The result of this was called ________ ___________.

7. Chuck norris can believe it's not _____.

8. Chuck norris knows _________'s secret.

9. Chuck norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The building collapsed because one building cannot contain _______ _________ ____________.

10. Even in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still doesn't ________.

answer these questions. I will tell you the answers later. A big congratulation to whoever gets the most right. The contest begins now!

The xbox controller feels natural in your hand, but which movement of the thumbs is better, for CoD, or the slightly different controls for Halo?

I have an old PC with Ubuntu on it. My brother did everything, but he stopped helping me. I have looked up so many ways, but I barely understand a word of it. I always get some weird message. Can somebody please give me an explanation in simple terms, and how to do it.