trollhouse cookies

keeblerism 'in cookie we trust' they said unto him 'we are hungry' he gave unto them cookies and they were full they said unto him 'we are thirsty' he gave unto him milk and they were happy. 10 keeblerments: 1: i am the elf, who brought you cookies, out of the oven. you shall have no other elves before me. 2: you can make whatever carved images you like. 3: you shall take whom-ever's name in vain you wish, i could care less. 4: thou shalt eat cookies every day and declare it a sabbath to get outta work. 5: honor thy cookies and thy milk, that thy tummies may be full and happy. 6: thou shall not crumble thine cookies 7: thou shall sleep with whom-ever thou wants. 8: thou shall not steal my cookies 9: thou shall not bear false cookies to anyone. 10: thou shall not covet thy neighbors cookies.... do what you want with the rest of their stuff. cookie is the answer to all questions. For ernie so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten cookie.