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  • charitable organisations in (UK)?

    Just wondering,can anyone/group give themselves a fancy name,call themselves a charitable organisation and put on events etc without any checks/registration in the UK ?

    3 AnswersCommunity Service7 years ago
  • Jack Reacher Movie ? where was it made?

    Watching the Jack Reacher Movie ,there was a scene where Tom Cruise is looking across a river at 2 stadiums.I'm probably wrong not being an American but it looked very familiar to a view I saw when visiting USA ,is it on the Kentucky side of the Ohio river looking at Cincinatti ?

    2 AnswersMovies8 years ago
  • boy did he make a balls up of this?

    Billy was watching tv. Next day Billy comes downstairs & asks, "Dad what's love juice?" His father looks horrified & then tells Billy all about sex & why a womans vagina gets wet. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad asks, "So what were you watching?"

    Billy replies, "Wimbledon!"

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles8 years ago
  • what is the difference between engine oils 5W30 and5W40?

    I put 5W40 in my car engine when it should have been the other,will it make any difference?

    5 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs8 years ago
  • is this lens any good ?

    Samyang 1000mm Mirror Telephoto Lens

    (500mm f/8 + 2X teleconverter)

    for Canon EOS

    Brand New, comes with ND2, ND4 and Skylight filters !

    3 Year Warranty !

    5 AnswersCameras8 years ago
  • Do Grizzly bears have strange powers?

    I shot a Grizzly once and I think before he died he put a curse on me because all my children were born with "bear "feet

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • is it true about Jimmy saville?

    Susan Boyle can't believe,she said......"When I was 13 I met Jimmy and he never touched me"

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • are we still neighbourly nowadays ?

    Heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last nite, moanin, groaning & banging the headboard off the wall! ... turns out her elderly mother had fell over cracked her head & was knocking on the wall with her stick for help. ...feel a bit guilty about the w@nk now!

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • do you really love your wife?

    if you had the choice of winning the Lottery what type of car would you buy first ?

    7 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • was Jimmy Saville dodgy?

    I thought there was something dodgy about Jimmy Saville when he fixed it for me to go camping with Gary Glitter

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • is this technology or what ?

    Paddy catches Mick talking into an envelope and asks "what the feck are you doing Mick?"

    Mick says "I'm trying this new voicemail Paddy"

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • is this good perfume?

    I bought my girlfriend a new perfume called chloroform ,but she doesn't like it.....she says it makes her sleepy and she wakes up with a sore @r$e mwaaah haaa

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • what type of wax and where can I buy kit?

    while in Turkey on holiday I got a wax treatment on my ears and nasal hair ( I am male) and it was really effective and much better than the trimmers you can buy.I believe it's called hard wax and there was no strips applied .The wax was applied hot and when it cooled it was pulled off.Any help appreciated

    3 AnswersOther - Skin & Body9 years ago
  • is there a cure.....?

    Big Gay Ray goes to the doctor to get his test results. Doc says, "Sorry Big Gay Ray but you've got Aids!" Big Gay Ray is devastated & asks what to do. Doc says," Eat a sausage, a cabbage, 2O jalapeno peppers, 4O walnuts, a tin of baked beans, a box of All Bran & a gallon of prune juice." Big Gay Ray asks, "Will this cure me?" Doc says, "No,but it'll give you a better understanding of what your @rse is for."

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • is this a glossary of a lonely hearts ad ?

    FEMALE LONELY HEARTS ADS

    What they really mean:

    ADVENTUROUS = easy

    ATHLETIC = No t!t$

    30 SOMETHING = 41

    FUN = Annoying

    WILD = Gets drunk easily

    BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog

    SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a fricking nutter

    NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny

    HEADSTRONG = Argumentative

    ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic

    CURVY = Fat burd

    CUDDLY = Fat burd

    LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat burd

    LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat burd

    1 AnswerJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • is beach volley ball a spectator sport or what ..?

    They say its impossible to knock 5 seconds off your personal best. But I managed it yesterday when I was watching the ladies beach volleyball & heard the wife's key in the fricking door

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • is golf a funny game?

    A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    The doctor asked "What happened to you?"

    "Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • witty female lecturer?

    Female lecturer reminds her students about exam tomorrow. "Apart from a death in the family or a nuclear attack I'm not taking any excuses for not taking the exam, Ken the Smart **** at the back says, "What if I'm suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?". Class erupts into laughter. When it quietens down she looks at him and says, "Well you'll have to write with your other hand"

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • how much money to take to Icemeler ,Turkey?

    we are going to Icemeler self catering for 2 weeks and are wondering how much money would be adequate to see us through with drinks ,food and a few excursions etc. We are a family of 3 (kid is 15)

    2 AnswersTurkey9 years ago