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In the film Spider-Man 3, The Daily Bugle has a job opening that both Eddie Brock and Peter Parker try to attain. Eddie gets it using falsified photos, and Peter then exposes him; effectively getting the job.

I know it was a permanent position, but I don't remember if it was still just a photographer's position, or if it was an actual journalist position.

Can you please post a link to back up your answer?

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

Eight,' the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him.

He's my brother. He's four.

We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.

Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Defense Attorney:

Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:

I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:

Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:

There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes

creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:

Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:

No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:

What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:

He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:

No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:

Why not?

Little Old Lady:

It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:

What happened next?

Little Old Lady:

He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:

No, I did not stop him.

After each round/game you get an awarded bonus of EXP called a "Match Bonus" What determines how much you get at the end of the round?

Is it individual to each player?

Does every team member get the same amount?

What's up with that?

Additional Details:

At the end of the round there are three different EXP revenues:

1. Game Score - the total of EXP earned by kills (i.e. 10 for a kill and 2 for an assist)

2. Challenges - EXP earned by completing a challenge (e.g. G3 Marksman III)

3. Match Bonus - An amount of EXP that is distributed after the match/round is over.

What I want to know, is what factors are considered when giving the Match Bonus.

After each round/game you get an awarded bonus of EXP called a "Match Bonus" What determines how much you get at the end of the round?

Is it individual to each player?

Does every team member get the same amount?

What's up with that?

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank Everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation He said he wanted to give everyone A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to Everyone, and asked them to Open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious Of them weeks earlier and had Hired a private detective to tail Them.

One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, 'Do you know what it is?'

'No, I don't,' said the little boy.

'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.'

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, 'Spit it out! It's a piece of @$$.'

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a

youngster, too.

In the song for "The River", in the very last part of the song, M. Shadows's voice is combined with someone else's. When you watch the music video that includes A7X's performance, at the end when M. Shadows is singing "On my own!" He "morphs/changes" into some bald guy with lip piercings on both sides of his bottom lip.

I'm trying to figure out who the bald guy with the deeper voice at the end of the song is.

I thought it was David Draiman, the lead singer of Disturbed, but David has two piercing under his lip just above his chin through his Mentalis Muscle.

Who the he1l is the bald guy that M. Shadows "morphs" into at the end of that video?

In the song for "The River", in the very last part of the song, M. Shadows's voice is combined with someone else's. When you watch the music video that includes A7X's performance, at the end when M. Shadows is singing "On my own!" He "morphs/changes" into some bald guy with lip piercings on both sides of his bottom lip.

I'm trying to figure out who the bald guy with the deeper voice at the end of the song is.

I thought it was David Draiman, the lead singer of Disturbed, but David has two piercing under his lip just above his chin through his Mentalis Muscle.

Who the he1l is the bald guy that M. Shadows "morphs" into at the end of that video?

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.

The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

FAMILY

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.'

Mine are:

GH: "Infected" by Bad Religion & "Stellar" by Incubus

GH2: "The Beast and the Harlot" by A7X & "Rock This Town" by Stray Cats

GH2: 80's; I haven't played it yet

GH3: "Miss Murder" by AFI & "3's & 7's" by Queens of the Stone Age

Mine are:

GH: "Infected" by Bad Religion & "Stellar" by Incubus

GH2: "The Beast and the Harlot" by A7X & "Rock This Town" by Stray Cats

GH2: 80's; I haven't played

GH3: "Miss Murder" by AFI & "3's & 7's" by Queens of the Stone Age

I swear, Evanescence is annoying, the entire first album sounds like one big song!

Lacuna Coil could kick Evan's @$$!

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the

meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's

roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian

and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course

of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder

if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must

be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver

gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."

So he sat down and typed:

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone!!! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know!!!

Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"

I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak to

Robin Carter?"

Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly.

After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again.

When the same person once more answered, I yelled "You're a jackass!" and hung up.

Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jackass," and put it in my desk drawer.

I know this has been posted about a week ago, but i can't help but post this joke:

Escaped Convict

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a

young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,

kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this

guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot

of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't

complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he

nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,

he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

In Episode I: Chapter 5 - Retake Theed Palace

In the final hangar when you save the pilots.

There is a minikit canister on the right side to the hangar door, you have to rappel up to a ledge and jump up to another ledge to get to it, but it's on a ledge so high I can't jump up and reach it.

I've Tried Jar Jar Binks, Cpt. Tarpals, and General Grievous.

Is there any other high jumpers, or do you have to shoot the minikit canister?

HOW THE #3LL DO YOU GET UP THERE!!?!?!?!?!?!?