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will i still be charged w/breach of contract if i sign up w/ at&t today but my contract w/ tmobile?
ends on Oct 5th, 09?
3 AnswersCell Phones & Plans1 decade agohow will they distribute the 2008 tax rebate?
i heard in the news last week it was supposed to be sent out early, like this past monday. so far, no checks yet :-(
5 AnswersUnited States1 decade agohi. what's a good substitute for sake to be used for cooking?
I'm trying to cook chicken feet and it needs sake, I forgot to buy one
5 AnswersCooking & Recipes1 decade agoWhat was that again?
My friend walked into the room. I asked why her nose was so red and puffy. She said, "I stopped to smell a brose," and I said, "There's not a "b" in rose."
She said, "There was in that one!"
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhere is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
25 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhy is it?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago