Michael Q

It needs to be bright. It needs to be sunny. It needs to be tuneful. It needs to not be Britney Spears/Miley Cyrus electrogarbage. It needs to be something I've never heard of (i.e. it needs to be obscure). I don't care what decade it comes from, but if it's from the '60s or '70s I've probably heard of it. Whoever finds me the greatest song wins.

Everything that organization does strikes me as stupid. They want to control how people conduct their lives even though they have trouble conducting their own based on their own terms. (Notice that they set up their own animal shelters, but ended up having to murder their animals just like every other shelter. So what was the point?) Worst of all, their holier-than-thou attitudes alienates all sensible people from their cause. I mean, I wouldn't mind PETA so much if they just wanted food companies to be gentler with their livestock. That's perfectly reasonable. But they want to control people. Except, of course, they're just douche bags and nobody will ever give them power.

Of course, vegetarianism is pretty stupid as well since humans are generally born with canine teeth. Eating meat is one of the reasons people evolved out of trees. But hey, that's your prerogative. Now, leave me alone as I chomp down this turkey sandwich.

I have to pee really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really... bbbbbbbaaaaaaadddddddddddd.

They must be completely bizarre and something so obscure that I haven't heard of them. Good luck.