Robert B

I love firefox but somehow now I am getting many popup... I never did before

I was wondering if running registry patrol or XP medic would be beneficial I am running windows XP professional with internet explorer 8 and firefox Thank You

It pertains to a Friend that is being seriously harrased and threatened

Ignore not working for her he keeps coming back

.

above St Louis open this time of year ? how far north are they open? if open ??

of skimming over 1 mil from a bar he owns on Carson St.

Pitts. I have been there his Steeler buds and he sometimes bartend there in the offseason. Great Bar But 1 Million

I say Rubbish He does have to plus what bar can show a 1 mil profit in a year. Sounds like an anti -Steeler seeking

publicity..

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squi! rmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squi! rmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping, darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

"Why are you stopping, darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

Little Johnny went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an

> assignment to determine

> the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?"

>

> The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she

> would sleep with Brad

> Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with

> Brad Pitt for a million

> dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a

> million dollars.? Come back

> and tell me what you learn from that."

>

> So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

> Pitt for a million

> dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We

> could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a

> great University!"?

> Little Johnny then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with

> Brad Pitt for a million

> dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep

> with him in a heartbeat, are

> you nuts?!?!?! "

> Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with

> Brad Pitt for a million

> dollars?" The brother thought a minute and said, "Yeah, I would. Do you

> know how much a million

> bucks would buy?"

>

> Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his

> dad. His father asked him,

> "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

> Little Johnny replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three

> million

I am having a problem with a forwarded E-mail always returned to me Where would I store for quick use a copy and pasted file for easy access of jokes and riddles??

Thanks

Re: Scooter Libby .This country needs many more like you

that has NOT to be politically correct as there no 1 agenda

Because of you MR PRESIDENT WE AMERICANS SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT GOD FORBID 2008..

I had a wounded Iraq marine and his wife quests this weekend aboard my boat on the Allegheny River ,Pittsburgh

He and I believe in you He would go back and I would go too

with him if you so ordered it.

Dear wife:

I am writing you this letter to tell you I am leaving you for good'I have been a good man to you for seven years I have nothing to show for it .These last 2 weeks have been hell. I called you at work

just to see if you wanted to have lunch(you knowmaybe try to reconnect) and your boss told me you had quit your job today

and that was the last straw . Last week you came home and didnt even notice I had gotten a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. you came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep

after watching all of your soaps .you don`t tell me you love me anymore,you don`t want sex anymore or anything,either you are cheating on me or don`t love me anymore whatere the case is ,, Im gone

Your Ex-husband

PS Don`t bother trying to find me. your SISTER and I are moving away to West Va. together...Have a great life.!!

Dear ex-Husband:

nothing has made day more than receiving your letter it is true

that

My wife just got back from a vacation in Mexico.. two days ago , She is already at it. At the supper table last night she

is into her obbession..allready. she informs me that a life

insurance policy that I have , I will be specific for clarification purposes for 3 mil with PRU that went public in Jan 04

issued me 12,400 ?some odd shares at 35.00 or 28.00

can`t remenber exactly now but anyhow that has risen to

almost 17,000 shares today at 101.00 it is projected short

term 125.00. she wants to sell before dems raise the 15%

capital gains tax in 08 . I suggested keeping it long term

by creating a trust fund in kids name , and moving some

major real estate holdings at a drastic loss into that fund

to create capital gains loss to offset the gains when sold..She is insisting that would not be legal. Wondering .. Any IRs gurus here..

A blonde was stareing at an orange juice box when a brunette

walks up and asks "What are you doing?". The blonde says

"I am following directions " At that.. she points to the box and

Says " See.. It says... Concentrate"... Honey no pun intended.

he he

Thanks..

This old Couple are quietly sitting on a park bench feeding

the pidgeons when suddenly she jumps up and whacks her husband so hard ,she knocks him off the bench and on

to the grass.. Perplexed he asks "Why did you do that for"

she replies " because you have a small peck*** " she

replies The gentleman gets up sits down beside her

and pensively is thinging.. He jumps up and whacks her so hard

she tumbles off the bench... she looks up startled and says "And what was that for?" he replies . "For knowing there are differences.

An elderly man in Louisisana had owned a large farm for several years,He had a large pond in the back. It was properly

shaped for swimning,so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe pits and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond , as he hadn`t been there for a while ,and look it over . He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond he heard voices laughing and shouting with glee.. as he came closer ,he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end .

One woman shouted to him ,"we are not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned , " I didn`t come down here to

watch you swim naked or make you get out of my pond naked"

Holding the bucket up he says " I am here to feed the alligator"

I hope you are not an colts fan.. this is true The Steelers are playing the Indianapolis Colts in the playoffs I was at a friends

apt in the burgh .He had Steeler flags hanging out every window of his second floor apt.. I look out the window and there right in front of his apt..is a brand new chev siverado

pickup all decked out in Colts signs. Like Go Colts . Roethesberger sucks ,blue ballons .The Works. anyhow this is not going to happen. the streets are deserted not a soul in sight. there are

thirty people at this party . including 2-14 year old guys ..We

get them to go down and pound potatoes up the exhaust pipes

of this pickup every one of a 10# bag and to make sure they

clean up the evidence, we wait untill finally a girl gets into it

at 10:00 PM she is either playing with the radio or talkng on her cell phone she is just sitting there and all of a sudden there

is this God awful bang and all this smoke enveloping this

pickup.she jumps out and is literaly running at

I have though she was no1 for a long time She is nothing but

sexxxxy.. She surpassed my previous no 1 Sharon Stone.

Agree ?

Two Blondes are walking down the street. one looks in her mirror and says.". Hmm. this person looks familar".. the other blonde says "Hey let me see" she looks in the mirror

and says " Silly!! ", Thats Me..

Should every woman have?

1) A mink in her closet

2)a Jaguar in her garage

3)a tiger in her bed

4) a dumb as* to pay for it all.

Isn`t there a way to get to Mobile ,Alabama from the Ohio

River Without going down the Mississippi? Can`t find it in my

charts or on the internet.. I know the Tombigbee River empties

into the gulf at Mobile . Is it Navigable? Would appreciate

any imput..