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I have spent sleepless nights in your love and i don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter . So lets make them brother and sister.

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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,

but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience,

but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."

So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."

The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number, she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G-string. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage.

The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?"

She replied with a wicked smile, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?"

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train.

A woman upon seeing those 2 cute babies asked the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"

The man giving the lady an angry look replied, "I don't know."

The lady then asked, Are they boys or girls?"

The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know."

The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?".

The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are the 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."

One day a son asked his father what was the difference between "theory" and "reality." His father thought and then said "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with the next door neighbour for a half million dollars."

The son went to his mother and asked her. She thought about it a minute and then said, "Yes, yes I would." The son returned to his father and told him her reply.

The father then told the son to go ask his sister if she would sleep with the next door neighbour's son for a half million dollars. The son went to his sister and asked her. She thought about it for a minute and then replied,"Yes, yes I would."

The son returned to his father and told him his sister also said she would. The father said, "Well son, there you have it.

In theory, we're living with a million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of whores."

The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"

Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."

The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.

Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.

"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."

"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher.

He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:

First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.

Second, you have a DIRTY mind.

And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed.(bcoz no other part expand to 10 times of its usual size)

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