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ponyboy 81
First MLB player to use a blow-dryer--anyone know who it was?
3 AnswersBaseball1 decade agoMy stove top porcelain was damaged.How do I install the new stove top?
I was able to order a new stove top and have it. I have a GE dual fuel stove that is one year old. GE will not give me the directions on how to replace the top. Would anyone be able to help me with directions on how to replace the top?
2 AnswersDo It Yourself (DIY)1 decade agoHow many of you are holding out for the new and improved jPhone and jPod?
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAlcoholic worms?
The school nurse, in her attempt to educate the seventh graders on the dangers of alcohol, set up a demonstration.
"This glass is full of pure grain alcohol," she said, "and this one has ordinary tapwater. Now watch."
She proceeded to drop a live earthworm in each glass. The worm in the water swam about happily while the other squirmed, shriveled up and died.
"Now can anyone tell me what you've learned from this?" she asked.
The slacker in the back row raised his hand and responded, "If I drink alcohol, then I won't get worms."
11 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoCommunity guidelines...?
Does anyone know why Answers has community guidelines that discourage/prohibit vulgarity, but chooses to have pop-up ads for penile enlargement? Seems ironic and inconsistant, doesn't it? Just wonderin'....
1 AnswerYahoo Answers1 decade agoDid you hear about the rich doctor.....?
who finally had to put his elderly parents in the nursing home. Two weeks after they moved in he went back to check on them.
He pulled his father aside and asked, "How's it goin', Dad? Do you and Mom like it here?"
"It's great!", replied the old man. "In fact, I'm feeling so good, we have sex almost every day! Almost on Monday, almost again on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday..."
8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhat has 24 legs and 32 teeth?
The University of {put in your favorite hick state} cheerleading squad.
2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoPersonalized license plates--What is you favorite?
Mine is "OPNWIDR"-on my dentist's car. Please share your favorite whether yuo've seen it or contrived it.
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWho do you think ponyboy 81 is? And how old is he?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat do you call the offspring of.....?
an Italian mother and a Jamaican father? Pastafarians
a mother from cuba and a father from Iceland? Ice cubes
a father from Holland and a mother from
the Phillipine islands? Hollapinos
a father from India and a mother from Israel? Hinjews
a French mother and a Greek father? Freeks
10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoHow do you justify your YAHOO! Answers name?
Mine, for instance, is a tribute to the mascot (mustangs, or more affectionately, ponies)of Southern Methodist University, from which I graduated in, not surprisingly, 1981. Justify yours. Best answer gets bonus points.
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat if e doesn't equal mc-squared?
What if Einstein and all that followed him in their thinking are just plain wrong?
20 AnswersPhysics1 decade agoOk you cartoon trivia wannabes-What is the real name of Astro the dog from 'The Jetsons'?
Ten points, plus my kudos , to the first correct answer. Remember, it costs me five points to ask...
7 AnswersComics & Animation1 decade agoNow that I've earned enough points, how do I redeem them for my new toaster?
I'm pretty sure I remember reading in the fine print that these points were redeemable. Any body know the website or the 800 number?
12 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoDoes anyone know the meaning of the phrase, " gunga, gunga kaloonga"?
From a classic sports movie
2 AnswersMovies1 decade ago