Mike Oxard

He could be sound asleep, but once I im in my drawers and under the covers , he'll pop up and come let me know he has to go out! It's especially frustrating when it's snowing and I just got done taking off three layers of clothes.He's my son and I love him , but how about a little heads up?

And there always seems to be a roll of string in there that has thoughtfully linked EVERYTHING together....

I've been thinking about it , and I think it really would. I mean, looks are important, but more so (for me at least) are the way a woman thinks, her opinions, tastes ,views, the way she writes, her punctuation (kidding), things she's curious about, her sense of humor, her wisdom and experiences, her avatar (kidding again), etc. I think because of the format of this, you really kind of get to know about a person. More so, at least, than " I like ; cooking , yoga, Gardenburgers..." and " I dislike : closed minds, liars, asparagus...'.

OK, so I'll admit I checked out an online dating site-why not? But it was really stupid in that you don't know what someone is really like from superficial "profile' questions like "Do you have pets"?

I don't know-just a thought because I have been curious about what some women on this site are like in person.Am I alone on this one? Hello? :)

I don't know why but I think they're SO hot!

I use Bag Balm on my sack and it keeps it soft as silk. Should I be worried about adverse side effects? Will I start lactating down there? Or grazing?

First; celebrity death match. Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? And for us guys-Samantha Stevens or Jeannie? Explanations?

I have a 13 yr. old Husky/Akita. I have had him for 12 years and he hardly leaves my side. I cannot express how much he means to me. I think of him as my son (I don't have or want kids) and when I call the vet to make an appointment I refer to myself as Mica's Dad. I just don't feel like I own him. I own a car and a house, but not my boy.(He owns me is more like it). There was a new receptionist working when I last called in and seemed to have an issue with me being his dad. She said " Oh, you mean his OWNER" I didn't feel like explaining so I kept my mouth shut. Do other dog "owners" feel like they are their dogs parent? I mean, he is really a big part of who I am and I imagine thats kind of what parents feel. I worry about him, am proud of him, love his company, love to see him happy-isn't that what it's about ? Maybe the receptionist was just not a dog person.

This is weird to talk about , but I don't really know who to talk to. My friend has a very big Johnson and it really negatively impacts him. Most of his girlfriends were unable to sleep with him, and the reactions he gets are very off putting. Anyone reading this know about having it surgically reduced? He is 13"x 4" and just wants to be normal. He has heard that it can make you impotent, make it permanantly numb, leave scars, etc. The doctors he talked to said it is a decision he has to make but he just doesn't know.One guy even said he should go into adult films-I guess he thought it's funny but it isn't. Having women gasp or say" I can't , sorry "is awful he tells me. Someone who knows something please answer.

I recently was talking with one of my woman friends and somehow we came on to the subject of strippers. Initially. her view was that it was a negative thing as it was "exploiting " women as well as objectifying them.I had to disagree. I think it empowers women and illustates a kind of superiority of the female gender. The word exploit(in verb form) means "to maximize the use of something for one's own personal gain" It seems to me it is the women who are doing the exploiting (and more power to them!) They are simply showing off their bodies and men pay them. No real service provided, no goods exchanged. Payment for the privilege of merely looking. (yes, I know other things happen but lets simply look at "exotic dancing') Men are so influenced by their sex drive-me included- that they pay to look. I think that is an example of who really is in control of the gender game.And I think it's great.I think women deserve much more respect then they get.Anyway, what does anyone else think?

I was just thinking. Why,does anyone think, are there SO many nicknames for a womans breasts and M/F genitals? I realize that it was taboo to mention them some years ago so people thought up other words, but wouldn't 10 have been sufficient? I Googled it and there are at least a hundred for each. They are super funny, but why none for any other parts? Why aren't ears "sound traps" or "music magnets". Why no "odor orrifice" or "wifes cooking checker" for the nose? hmmm....

We need more English ladies over here please. American girls seem so shallow and vain these days. I am officially offering sponsorship. Smart, funny, great cook,athletic,financially secure...... Seriously though, do English men or women find an attraction to a whole country's other half? Maybe it's the accent . Or maybe a latent Elizabeth Hurley crush.I have known some exciting German ladies though....

Or is Little Debbie talkin' smack again!

I recently was about to" get busy", with a girl when she stopped because she had something she forgot to do .As she was getting dressed , I said "well that was a tease" She asked me what I meant and I said when guys are all ready to go and mission control scratches the launch, we get irritable, crabby,feel dissapointed,uncomfortable as well as the physical discomfort sometimes described as "BlueB."etc.I was scuffing around and said something like" This stinks.You know what I mean." She replied that no she didn't and women aren't affected that way by stopping in the middle,etc. She went on to say that it was probably because of the phsical change ie. Erector set that makes men feel teased and women not. I asked if it was me and she said no,it just doesn't happen to women. If we need to stop for some reason before we are satisfied, so be it.Is this true? Is there no female version (psychologically)of Blue B#lls?

I have a fantasy of being ravaged by a group of women.Any suggestions on how I can bring it to pass?I don't mean like injured, more like sexual assault/humiliation.

Is trying to link you to Passion/Adult Friend Finder which is currently involved in fraud lawsuits for posting fake profiles of women to lure in men and rip them off? Or that something like 70% (or just about all the hotties) are not real people? Or that he /she is being paid to be on Yahoo answers to leave links ALL over? Well its true!

I know the answer but am unable to act.I am in a long term rely.,and love her,immensely, but not romanticly anymore. She has not been very sexual towards me at all in at least a year (conservative). I love sex and the female form so that major part of the rely. has made me want be out there single again. She really could take or leave sex and probably would prefer to leave it (at least indifferent). We were much more physical before and in retrospect that was just for me.I feel like we are room mates now. We have been together almost ten years, and she is definitely my best friend.I have hinted that we are growing apart and I want to be single, but she freaks.I almost want to martyr myself to avoid hurting her,but I wont. I want out, and hopefully remain friends.I just know she will be a wreck,and I hate the thought.But my life is the only one I get.I wish there was an easy way. I daydreamed about hiring a hot guy to get her to cheat, but neither of us is that type.Help?